[6♣] Text | Location: Dissimulo

[kurobakaitoukid]

Is there anyone in Dissimulo who knows how to work the subway that can help me?

I need to get to Discedo as soon as possible, and I'd rather not defeat the entire purpose of the trip by doing something stupid like Heiji-nii and almost dying in the process.

Comments

[fierybluebird]

I think so long as you don't go running after it while it's already moving you'll be fine. There's also sometimes monsters on the tracks.

[kurobakaitoukid]

[Not bothering with text because he knows he speaks your language, yay!]

So, what, do I just press some clearly labeled button that says "go fast" or something?

[fierybluebird]

Japan says it's a red button and that the levers are just brakes.

Uh... I was on it twice but I didn't drive either time, so I'm just relaying the message.

[Simple buttons or not, Marco is pretty sure he would have accidentally crashed it. THROUGH MAGIC.]

[kurobakaitoukid]

[I'm sure you would Marco, I'm sure you would.]

Relaying the message works. I just need to get there fast, I don't really care how.

[fierybluebird]

[Driving is not his thing, okay?]

Yeah, that should be fine. Everything else is lights and whatever.

[kurobakaitoukid]

... okay, but if I die on this trip because you didn't give me enough information, I'm coming back to haunt you, Marco.

[fierybluebird]

Simple solution then mate.

Don't die.

[kurobakaitoukid]

I don't plan to.

[fierybluebird]

Good.

Did you find anyone to go with you?

[kurobakaitoukid]

Nah. And I can't really wait around to see if anyone will.

[fierybluebird]

All right, but if you break it, you fix it.

[kurobakaitoukid]

... I'm really much better with smaller mechanical things, Marco.

[fierybluebird]

I'm only good with living things...

[Shrugs.] You'll work it out! Good luck matey.

[kurobakaitoukid]

Gee, thanks.