Amusing Convos and Quotes
S: wait a sec... is kuroi a girl?? o.O;;
Kuro: ............ You thought I was a guy?! O_o;;; *bursts out laughing* XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Oh lord... *shakes head* there's a first time for everything... ^^;;;;;
S: no way! no freakin' way!! you're a guy dammit! a guy! you better check your gender cuz you ARE a guy!!
Kuro: Whaaaaaat?!?!?! Whyyyyyy?!?!?!?! O_o;;;;
Silver: kuroi is a girl. what made you think she was a guy? she has a chest, i'm sure it means she's female. ~Oct. 27, 2004.
Sasuke: @.@ kukukukuku Give me your body! Wait, that can't be it...
Naruto: Sasuke! I've come to rescue you!
Sasuke: Kukukukuku On second thought... Give me your body! And your virginity while you're at it! Kukukukuku
Naruto: 0_0;;; This can't be good...” ~D-san, Jan. 6, 2005.
How to Get Sasuke Out of a Barrel
1. Tempt Him
Shikamaru: Oh my god! Naruto's stripping!
Kiba: It must have been from that creepy woman's flute!
Sasuke: *hears clothes rustling* .....
Shikamaru: Naruto, turn the other way!
Kiba: I never knew he was so...
Sasuke: *hops out of the barrel* Your body is mine and only mine!
How dare you strip... 0_0 *Naruto is only missing his jacket*
>_> All right, someone's going to die today. *cracks knuckles and
whistles cheerfully*
2. Bring Out His Protectiveness
Kimimaro: I will kill you for Orochimaru-sama!
Naruto: I'm not leaving here without Sasuke!
Sasuke: .....
Kimimaro: Orochimaru-sama loves me! With his love empowering me, I
will end your life! *attacks with his spinal cord*
Naruto: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Kimimaro: Bleed to death you... *feels a hand on his shoulder*
Sasuke: *sharingan activated* You may not be Itachi, but I'll kill
you anyway! No one lays a finger on MY Naruto except me! Die!
Kimimaro: X_X I'm sorry I have failed you Orochimaru-sama...
*croaks*
Naruto: Sasuke... What took you so long, bastard?!
Sasuke: 0_0?
3. Open the Barrel
Naruto: Thanks for the help, Gaara, Lee.
Gaara: Anything for you.
Lee: No problem!
Naruto: (Finally I can be reuninted with Sasuke!) *takes off the
lid of the barrel* Sasuke!
Sasuke: *pops his head out of the barrel, looks around, then pulls
Naruto inside and seals the lid*
Naruto: Wha?! @_@;;;
*sounds can be heard from inside the barrel as it bounces around*
Gaara: 0_0 I don't wanna know...
Lee: =D Ah! This is the wonderful bonding of friendship! *moans
can be heard*
Gaara: Just how stupid are you? >_> ~D-san, Jan. 13, 2005.
Principal: Hm, it's a nice day to be out playing tennis, isn't it?
Friends and I: Yeah... *nervous laughter*
Principal: Well, I suppose playing tennis against the school wall is okay; you guys could be doing worse.
Friends and I: Hahaha... Yeah... ;;;;;;;
*tennis balls bounce off wall and flies in different directions*
Some guy: Someone go get the balls!
Principal: Yup, you can't play tennis without balls!!
Kuro: *snickers and grins like mad*
Friends: Pervert!
Principal: *look of understanding dawns on him* Kids these days... all perverts... must be the hormones... *shakes head* -_-;;
*Everyone throws accusing looks at Kuro*
Kuro: What?! I can't help it!!! ^^;;;;;” ~Apr. 8, 2005.
Kuro: Oh wow!! Tifa's really pretty!! O.O
Tony: why, do you drive both ways on a one way street
Kuro: lol, maayyyybe. XD XD what if I said no? what if I said yes?? Wahahahaha!!! XD <- likes to screw with people's minds...
Tony: You drive both ways... It's ok... just don't crash or get into an accident! ~May. 1, 2005.
(Discussion about hotel rooms at Anime North)
Silver: i heard you're making Hawkeye sleep on the bed? lol
Kuro: lol, yes. I don't want her to sleep on the floor. The floor's dirty... and hard. X.x
Silver: i had a really bad... vision thing when Hawkeye told me that
Kuro: O.o
Silver: "Hawkeye, sleep on the bed~~~ <3" "...no... i'll sleep on the floor" "T______T" =_=
Kuro: That sounds like something out of some shounen ai manga... XD XD *dies laughing* You've been reading too much of those manga... ^______________^
Silver: But the way Hawkeye says things and how she said it; "oh yeah... Kuro want me to sleep on the bed" in a very flat voice =_= the words are bad enough lol
Kuro: Well, I did say that I wanted her to sleep on the bed!! But not in the way that you were thinking. ^^;;;;
Silver: i was like "....oh, um. whatever" o.o lol
Kuro:*snickers*
Silver: i was speechless for like 2 seconds while i processed the info... very bad
Kuro: You perv.... XD XD ~May. 2, 2005.
(Description of the Top Four Weirdos in my 3rd year of Japanese class)
Kuro: Weirdo #1: The Caucasian Who Won't Shut Up (used to have delusions, is loud and acts stupid)
Weirdo #2: The Super Ugly Pervert Who Has No Sense Of Personal Space (self explanatory title)
Weirdo#3: The Super Ugly Pervert's Super Ugly Brother (also self explanatory, but not as perverted as Super Ugly Pervert 1)
.......... and last but not least... Weirdo#4: Sailor Venus (dude has long hair, wears a big bow in his hair all the time or ties his hair up in a bun, attempts to look and act like a Japanese, but fails miserably... also smiles like a perv... looks like a dork... is fat... chases my male friend with a perverted grin allll the time... ) XD XD
Hitomi: *falls off chair and dies laughing* ~May. 10, 2005.
Ry: I don't understand why it's so hard to find a girlfriend!
Kuro: It's probably because you're short. *snickers*
Sai: Yeah!! XD
Ry: *cocks an eyebrow at me* How dare you! *stands up*
Kuro: I'm taller than you! *stands up... and indeed, I'm taller than him...*
Ry: *shoulders slump* Damn...
Sai: *laughs*
Ry: Well, anyway... I like this girl who's in Gr. 9, but I she doesn't like me back.
Kuro: Well, you can always look for other girls. =P
Ry: But she's the only girl I've seen so far who's shorter than me!!
Kuro: Oh... right. ^^;;;;;;
Ry: Well, last week, I went to her house.
Kuro: What'd you do, stalk her?!
Sai: Did you DO anything to her?!
Ry: Nooo! There was a special event taking place at her place, so my parents and other parents went to her house to meet her parents. So there we were, together, alone in her bedroom... And THAT's when it happened...
Sai+Kuro: What happened?! O_O
Ry: She told me to get out of her room. T_T
Sai+Kuro: *fall over* wth... ;;;;;; ~June. 13, 2005.
Sai: well >_> i'd say i am gay in my defence
Kuro: .............. congrats. XD XD I'll support your homosexuality alllll the way~
Sai: All the way eh? Wanna introduce someone to me?
Kuro: .......... hmmm.... Mayyyybe. Sooooo~ do you want seme or uke? XD
Sai: What's that? >_>
Kuro: Seme = pitcher (a.k.a. the one who screws), uke = receiver (a.k.a. the one who gets screwed)
Sai: >_> Bookwormey, so uke perhaps
Kuro: Coool~ that'll probably be easy... XD XD Oooookay... Let me think of gay/bisexual bookwormey guys... Hmmm... RY~ no wait... he's not gay.. damn.
Sai: WHAT?!?!?! Sorry, not my type. lol
Kuro: *is laughing so hard, that she can't sit straight* XD XD XD Okaaaay... next candidate...
Sai: You make me sad again >_> See, I like guys that are proud to be gay and not concealing who he is!
Kuro: Okay... *grins like mad* Sukebe-kun!!!!!!!!! He's pretty much gay anyway... (though he never said so, I'll assume he is... *cackles*) ........... don't think he's a bookworm though... o.o;;
Sai: errr... nvm lol i'll go find my own >_>
Kuro: awww... I'm sorry that I can't be of assistance to you~ XD XD *dies laughing* I was about to offer Jeff, but I think I should shut up now, before I really die from laughing so hard
Sai: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh... i'd rather die being raped by 5 big bad black guys
Kuro: Are you suuuure?!
Sai: Kuro: So you wouldn't screw him, and would rather be screwed by 5 big bad black guys?! *is having a laughing fit*
Sai: yeah lol ~July. 1, 2005.
Someone: Who's the loudest?
Kuro: That dude at school, who doesn't know I exist, and I didn't know he existed until he spoke up at the other end of the n meter long hallway.”~2005.
“Dad said that at the time I was to be born, I was probably running through the birth canal at a really quick pace, and (somehow) accidentally dropped my important part of the male anatomy. I ran sooo fast, that I left 'it' behind, and so, I was born a girl instead of a boy. Not far behind me, my younger sister was also running through the birth canal. She picked 'it' up, and proceeded to run after me, wanting to return 'it' back to me. But unfortunately, she was such a slowpoke at running, that it took her eight years to get out of the birth canal. By then, she'd already forgotten that 'it' originally belonged to me, and thought it was part of her. And that's how she turned into a HE. And so, my younger brother was born.” ~Kuro, Nov. 26, 2005.
Kuro: Omg, I’m going to die!
Pi: Go die somewhere else! ~Oct. 3, 2006.
Student: Omg, I’m dying!!
Teacher: If you’re going to die, die quietly. ~2006.
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“Yes, us boys go for cute lesbians, just as you girls go for pretty gay boys.” ~Puppy, 2003.
“We all know that Sasuke’s as straight as a pretzel.” ~Kuro, 2004.
“I love him, but he loves my boyfriend.” ~Naradin, 2005.
“I was straight, you know!!” ~Kuro, 2005.
“I'm not a pervert, my dear imouto-chan, I'm a SUPER-FUCKING PERVERT! MWA HAA HAA” ~Kyuubi, 2005.
"i once hated a guy so much that I frenched him...that makes no sense but ne way..." ~ishtar, 2005.
"My Dragonballs are bigger than yours!!!" ~DJ at AN, 2005.
“I was doing excellent on my calculus exam, until I got to the last five pages. There were seven pages.” ~Kuro, 2005.
“When he starts running after the bus, everybody wave!” ~Ms. Madden, 2006.
“Owww… I strained an eyeball muscle.” ~Riri, 2006.
“The themes in my drawings shifted slowly through the years from princesses into dead princesses.” ~suzi9mm
"If you were my homework, I'd do you on my desk." ~Rin, 2006.
"We're not lost. We just don't know where we are." ~Rin, 2006.
“Stupid rich bastards screwing hot girls all the time. I wish I was stupider.” ~Hajime, 2006.
Kuro: ............ You thought I was a guy?! O_o;;; *bursts out laughing* XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD Oh lord... *shakes head* there's a first time for everything... ^^;;;;;
S: no way! no freakin' way!! you're a guy dammit! a guy! you better check your gender cuz you ARE a guy!!
Kuro: Whaaaaaat?!?!?! Whyyyyyy?!?!?!?! O_o;;;;
Silver: kuroi is a girl. what made you think she was a guy? she has a chest, i'm sure it means she's female. ~Oct. 27, 2004.
Sasuke: @.@ kukukukuku Give me your body! Wait, that can't be it...
Naruto: Sasuke! I've come to rescue you!
Sasuke: Kukukukuku On second thought... Give me your body! And your virginity while you're at it! Kukukukuku
Naruto: 0_0;;; This can't be good...” ~D-san, Jan. 6, 2005.
How to Get Sasuke Out of a Barrel
1. Tempt Him
Shikamaru: Oh my god! Naruto's stripping!
Kiba: It must have been from that creepy woman's flute!
Sasuke: *hears clothes rustling* .....
Shikamaru: Naruto, turn the other way!
Kiba: I never knew he was so...
Sasuke: *hops out of the barrel* Your body is mine and only mine!
How dare you strip... 0_0 *Naruto is only missing his jacket*
>_> All right, someone's going to die today. *cracks knuckles and
whistles cheerfully*
2. Bring Out His Protectiveness
Kimimaro: I will kill you for Orochimaru-sama!
Naruto: I'm not leaving here without Sasuke!
Sasuke: .....
Kimimaro: Orochimaru-sama loves me! With his love empowering me, I
will end your life! *attacks with his spinal cord*
Naruto: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh!
Kimimaro: Bleed to death you... *feels a hand on his shoulder*
Sasuke: *sharingan activated* You may not be Itachi, but I'll kill
you anyway! No one lays a finger on MY Naruto except me! Die!
Kimimaro: X_X I'm sorry I have failed you Orochimaru-sama...
*croaks*
Naruto: Sasuke... What took you so long, bastard?!
Sasuke: 0_0?
3. Open the Barrel
Naruto: Thanks for the help, Gaara, Lee.
Gaara: Anything for you.
Lee: No problem!
Naruto: (Finally I can be reuninted with Sasuke!) *takes off the
lid of the barrel* Sasuke!
Sasuke: *pops his head out of the barrel, looks around, then pulls
Naruto inside and seals the lid*
Naruto: Wha?! @_@;;;
*sounds can be heard from inside the barrel as it bounces around*
Gaara: 0_0 I don't wanna know...
Lee: =D Ah! This is the wonderful bonding of friendship! *moans
can be heard*
Gaara: Just how stupid are you? >_> ~D-san, Jan. 13, 2005.
Principal: Hm, it's a nice day to be out playing tennis, isn't it?
Friends and I: Yeah... *nervous laughter*
Principal: Well, I suppose playing tennis against the school wall is okay; you guys could be doing worse.
Friends and I: Hahaha... Yeah... ;;;;;;;
*tennis balls bounce off wall and flies in different directions*
Some guy: Someone go get the balls!
Principal: Yup, you can't play tennis without balls!!
Kuro: *snickers and grins like mad*
Friends: Pervert!
Principal: *look of understanding dawns on him* Kids these days... all perverts... must be the hormones... *shakes head* -_-;;
*Everyone throws accusing looks at Kuro*
Kuro: What?! I can't help it!!! ^^;;;;;” ~Apr. 8, 2005.
Kuro: Oh wow!! Tifa's really pretty!! O.O
Tony: why, do you drive both ways on a one way street
Kuro: lol, maayyyybe. XD XD what if I said no? what if I said yes?? Wahahahaha!!! XD <- likes to screw with people's minds...
Tony: You drive both ways... It's ok... just don't crash or get into an accident! ~May. 1, 2005.
(Discussion about hotel rooms at Anime North)
Silver: i heard you're making Hawkeye sleep on the bed? lol
Kuro: lol, yes. I don't want her to sleep on the floor. The floor's dirty... and hard. X.x
Silver: i had a really bad... vision thing when Hawkeye told me that
Kuro: O.o
Silver: "Hawkeye, sleep on the bed~~~ <3" "...no... i'll sleep on the floor" "T______T" =_=
Kuro: That sounds like something out of some shounen ai manga... XD XD *dies laughing* You've been reading too much of those manga... ^______________^
Silver: But the way Hawkeye says things and how she said it; "oh yeah... Kuro want me to sleep on the bed" in a very flat voice =_= the words are bad enough lol
Kuro: Well, I did say that I wanted her to sleep on the bed!! But not in the way that you were thinking. ^^;;;;
Silver: i was like "....oh, um. whatever" o.o lol
Kuro:*snickers*
Silver: i was speechless for like 2 seconds while i processed the info... very bad
Kuro: You perv.... XD XD ~May. 2, 2005.
(Description of the Top Four Weirdos in my 3rd year of Japanese class)
Kuro: Weirdo #1: The Caucasian Who Won't Shut Up (used to have delusions, is loud and acts stupid)
Weirdo #2: The Super Ugly Pervert Who Has No Sense Of Personal Space (self explanatory title)
Weirdo#3: The Super Ugly Pervert's Super Ugly Brother (also self explanatory, but not as perverted as Super Ugly Pervert 1)
.......... and last but not least... Weirdo#4: Sailor Venus (dude has long hair, wears a big bow in his hair all the time or ties his hair up in a bun, attempts to look and act like a Japanese, but fails miserably... also smiles like a perv... looks like a dork... is fat... chases my male friend with a perverted grin allll the time... ) XD XD
Hitomi: *falls off chair and dies laughing* ~May. 10, 2005.
Ry: I don't understand why it's so hard to find a girlfriend!
Kuro: It's probably because you're short. *snickers*
Sai: Yeah!! XD
Ry: *cocks an eyebrow at me* How dare you! *stands up*
Kuro: I'm taller than you! *stands up... and indeed, I'm taller than him...*
Ry: *shoulders slump* Damn...
Sai: *laughs*
Ry: Well, anyway... I like this girl who's in Gr. 9, but I she doesn't like me back.
Kuro: Well, you can always look for other girls. =P
Ry: But she's the only girl I've seen so far who's shorter than me!!
Kuro: Oh... right. ^^;;;;;;
Ry: Well, last week, I went to her house.
Kuro: What'd you do, stalk her?!
Sai: Did you DO anything to her?!
Ry: Nooo! There was a special event taking place at her place, so my parents and other parents went to her house to meet her parents. So there we were, together, alone in her bedroom... And THAT's when it happened...
Sai+Kuro: What happened?! O_O
Ry: She told me to get out of her room. T_T
Sai+Kuro: *fall over* wth... ;;;;;; ~June. 13, 2005.
Sai: well >_> i'd say i am gay in my defence
Kuro: .............. congrats. XD XD I'll support your homosexuality alllll the way~
Sai: All the way eh? Wanna introduce someone to me?
Kuro: .......... hmmm.... Mayyyybe. Sooooo~ do you want seme or uke? XD
Sai: What's that? >_>
Kuro: Seme = pitcher (a.k.a. the one who screws), uke = receiver (a.k.a. the one who gets screwed)
Sai: >_> Bookwormey, so uke perhaps
Kuro: Coool~ that'll probably be easy... XD XD Oooookay... Let me think of gay/bisexual bookwormey guys... Hmmm... RY~ no wait... he's not gay.. damn.
Sai: WHAT?!?!?! Sorry, not my type. lol
Kuro: *is laughing so hard, that she can't sit straight* XD XD XD Okaaaay... next candidate...
Sai: You make me sad again >_> See, I like guys that are proud to be gay and not concealing who he is!
Kuro: Okay... *grins like mad* Sukebe-kun!!!!!!!!! He's pretty much gay anyway... (though he never said so, I'll assume he is... *cackles*) ........... don't think he's a bookworm though... o.o;;
Sai: errr... nvm lol i'll go find my own >_>
Kuro: awww... I'm sorry that I can't be of assistance to you~ XD XD *dies laughing* I was about to offer Jeff, but I think I should shut up now, before I really die from laughing so hard
Sai: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh... i'd rather die being raped by 5 big bad black guys
Kuro: Are you suuuure?!
Sai: Kuro: So you wouldn't screw him, and would rather be screwed by 5 big bad black guys?! *is having a laughing fit*
Sai: yeah lol ~July. 1, 2005.
Someone: Who's the loudest?
Kuro: That dude at school, who doesn't know I exist, and I didn't know he existed until he spoke up at the other end of the n meter long hallway.”~2005.
“Dad said that at the time I was to be born, I was probably running through the birth canal at a really quick pace, and (somehow) accidentally dropped my important part of the male anatomy. I ran sooo fast, that I left 'it' behind, and so, I was born a girl instead of a boy. Not far behind me, my younger sister was also running through the birth canal. She picked 'it' up, and proceeded to run after me, wanting to return 'it' back to me. But unfortunately, she was such a slowpoke at running, that it took her eight years to get out of the birth canal. By then, she'd already forgotten that 'it' originally belonged to me, and thought it was part of her. And that's how she turned into a HE. And so, my younger brother was born.” ~Kuro, Nov. 26, 2005.
Kuro: Omg, I’m going to die!
Pi: Go die somewhere else! ~Oct. 3, 2006.
Student: Omg, I’m dying!!
Teacher: If you’re going to die, die quietly. ~2006.
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“Yes, us boys go for cute lesbians, just as you girls go for pretty gay boys.” ~Puppy, 2003.
“We all know that Sasuke’s as straight as a pretzel.” ~Kuro, 2004.
“I love him, but he loves my boyfriend.” ~Naradin, 2005.
“I was straight, you know!!” ~Kuro, 2005.
“I'm not a pervert, my dear imouto-chan, I'm a SUPER-FUCKING PERVERT! MWA HAA HAA” ~Kyuubi, 2005.
"i once hated a guy so much that I frenched him...that makes no sense but ne way..." ~ishtar, 2005.
"My Dragonballs are bigger than yours!!!" ~DJ at AN, 2005.
“I was doing excellent on my calculus exam, until I got to the last five pages. There were seven pages.” ~Kuro, 2005.
“When he starts running after the bus, everybody wave!” ~Ms. Madden, 2006.
“Owww… I strained an eyeball muscle.” ~Riri, 2006.
“The themes in my drawings shifted slowly through the years from princesses into dead princesses.” ~suzi9mm
"If you were my homework, I'd do you on my desk." ~Rin, 2006.
"We're not lost. We just don't know where we are." ~Rin, 2006.
“Stupid rich bastards screwing hot girls all the time. I wish I was stupider.” ~Hajime, 2006.