RP thread - BABY TIEM NAO - (to Fai~)
Kurogane clicks around the internet, growling under his breath at an almost constant rate. Were anyone to be listening in, they might believe there was a very angry doggy in the room.
It would be an almost correct belief.
"I'm not pregnant!" Kurogane barks, swivelling around in the chair and storming away from the computer. Morning sickness, food cravings, hiccups, fatigue, backaches, problems he didn't want to go into... They could and must add up to something else.
For a start, where the hell was he gonna push a baby out of? He seriously hopes it isn't the same place that had the necessary stuff put into... He realises he is being ridiculous and paces into the bathroom and opens the cupboard.
He picks out the disturbing pregnancy test. Disturbing because really, his relationship with Fai isn't one that should require such equipment, but it somehow appeared in his shopping one time and it got kept just in case they knew someone who might want such a thing. He opens it, reads the instructions and follows them.
The stick changes colour. He does up his pants, returns to their room and sits on the couch, ready to inform Fai he is about to be a daddy.
Dimly he registers the wrongness of that thought, but it's a little muffled because of the rest of him having completely shut down in shock.
It would be an almost correct belief.
"I'm not pregnant!" Kurogane barks, swivelling around in the chair and storming away from the computer. Morning sickness, food cravings, hiccups, fatigue, backaches, problems he didn't want to go into... They could and must add up to something else.
For a start, where the hell was he gonna push a baby out of? He seriously hopes it isn't the same place that had the necessary stuff put into... He realises he is being ridiculous and paces into the bathroom and opens the cupboard.
He picks out the disturbing pregnancy test. Disturbing because really, his relationship with Fai isn't one that should require such equipment, but it somehow appeared in his shopping one time and it got kept just in case they knew someone who might want such a thing. He opens it, reads the instructions and follows them.
The stick changes colour. He does up his pants, returns to their room and sits on the couch, ready to inform Fai he is about to be a daddy.
Dimly he registers the wrongness of that thought, but it's a little muffled because of the rest of him having completely shut down in shock.