LOL, ohai Santa.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I pulled over and changed vox_veritas's flat tire (15 points). In May I ruled Duluth, Minnesota as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In October I helped magiqa across the street (6 points). Last Saturday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, fatalis (-5000 points). In April battiegotriddim and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5729 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
kuro_akira
...I be ebil D8;;;;;;;;;