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Ok now we've all got spam email before. It's about as common as poop at a poop factory. This one however escaped the mightly Gmail spam filter, and found its way into my inbox. Then I noticed the subject line, a total gem of beauty. It spoke to me, it said:
I was intrigued so I clicked, just as you did since you're now reading this. Here is the email:
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.... yes, it just cuts off there. Apart from the weight loss bit in the middle, I thought I was reading some fucking lost prophecy or something.
Best. Spam mail. Ever.
I was intrigued so I clicked, just as you did since you're now reading this. Here is the email:
"Mouse was swimming away from her as hard as it could go, and down and make out what she was coming to, but it was too dark to intention of the murderer to conceal his victim in a chill and like being that person, Ill come up: if not, Ill stay down
Valued customer,
It's Summertime!
Time to look nice on the sandy beach.
Now You Too Can Lqse 10 To 25 Pounds
Quickly And Safely In Lezs Than 30 Days
Get your free bottles of Hoqdia Maxx, while supplies last
HOODSPIL . COM
*omit empty spaces
supply, I called back hoar antiquity, and bade my companions imagine There was nothing so VERY remarkable in that; nor did Alice lunatics, whose ravings had chimed in with the madness of the land; felt she was untrue to him when she got a prize for general knowledge.
possible. Something inside her was crying Woman, woman, let go of Each family tomb had given up its inhabitants, who, one by one, with the pain, in which his spirit had passed away. As I gazed, a cold way I want to go. Let me see: Ill give them a new pair of"
.... yes, it just cuts off there. Apart from the weight loss bit in the middle, I thought I was reading some fucking lost prophecy or something.
Best. Spam mail. Ever.