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I remember when my family left me at Cheyney University for good. The night they left I could not stop crying and that slut Renà was all, "Are you still crying?" For the rest of the week, I couldn't even read text messages from my parents without weeping. Even though my uncle and his family only lived about half an hour away from me, they still couldn't completely fill the hole in my heart. I missed my family something terrible and my experience with my first roommate made the experience worse. But eventually, I stopped crying and got on with my new life. I moved out and started meeting people.
I made instant connections with some people but not all of those that I was drawn to were meant to be my friends. Unfortunately, I learned that the hard way. When I first moved in with Naomii, I initially passed up the opportunity to be close with her because I was more interested in hanging with another group of people that I thought could hook me up with this one guy that I was convinced could be a wonderful person to have around. He ended up being unlike I thought he was, and I began to hate the girl that introduced me to him, so I dropped out of their group. It was at this point that I began to hang with Naomii and her group of loser friends. Almost immediately, I was angry at myself because I realized that I had been passing up fun times with these whores for whores that made me mad the majority of the time that I was with them. Since that time, we've been hangin' tough and having some of the most fun ever. Sad to say, I almost miss sitting in 405 with those hoes, watching Naomii try to dance. I almost miss waiting in Public Safety for the Chinese delivery guy and the pizza delivery guy. I definitely miss talking about men and other life issues with Nicole and discussing which guys we would give it to, knowing that we actually wouldn't if the opportunity presented itself. I also miss the neverending putting down of each other and complete strangers. It probably sounds mean to other people, but it's hilarious when you're there.
The first semester is over and we've had some amazing times, but here are my top 5:
1. SEEING THE LARGEST PENIS ON EARTH
2. Those guys that tried to scare us on Halloween, but they almost killed the one that was trying to jump out of a moving car. Then when the guy came to egg us, his eggs were frozen and they wouldn't break. I still laugh about it to myself.
3. SEEING THE SMALLEST PENIS ON EARTH
4. All those games of Truth of Double Truth
5. My trip with Jai into Philly which included: The crackhead lady that Jai was creaming for at first because she was apparently cute from behind but was dismayed to find that she was absolutely hideous when she turned around, Jai walking all over the city and not getting her phone in the end, the foot product that was named "Crack Butter", another crackhead lady in McDonald's that told us where to sit and where to throw away our trash, Shonda's ugly man-looking friend with enormous hands, and Jai telling people that I was her best friend <3. All of this was way funnier if you were there. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
Honorable Mention(s):
1. Everyone sharing sexual experiences. I learned a lot about certain things and certain people during those times. Also, most everyone's stories were funny.
2. All of those crazy nights in Emlen.
So, the Spring semester is about to begin in six days. I ended Fall pretty strong (LOL 3.6 GPA), and I'm hoping to do the same this semester. Despite the fun I've had, I can't say that I'm exactly ready to go back. There are some people that I don't want to see and some situations that I don't want to face that I know are going to come up. I'm also not looking forward to the nights when everyone else is asleep, but I'm still up doing work and trying to plan my sleep schedule accordingly. Things are about to change and I'd be lying if I said I'm not a little afraid of what may come, but we have to face it. It's a new year: New people will be coming in, and some people won't be coming back (most of the people will be from the Tubman/Yarnall side). I guess that's enough musing for now. I always vow to be more faithful with LJ updates; hopefully, things will work out this time, especially when more fun and weird times are heading my way.
To the hoes that were involved in the times that I mentioned: I miss you guys and I'm sorry for not being better at not keeping in touch. I'll be seeing you guys soon though!
I made instant connections with some people but not all of those that I was drawn to were meant to be my friends. Unfortunately, I learned that the hard way. When I first moved in with Naomii, I initially passed up the opportunity to be close with her because I was more interested in hanging with another group of people that I thought could hook me up with this one guy that I was convinced could be a wonderful person to have around. He ended up being unlike I thought he was, and I began to hate the girl that introduced me to him, so I dropped out of their group. It was at this point that I began to hang with Naomii and her group of loser friends. Almost immediately, I was angry at myself because I realized that I had been passing up fun times with these whores for whores that made me mad the majority of the time that I was with them. Since that time, we've been hangin' tough and having some of the most fun ever. Sad to say, I almost miss sitting in 405 with those hoes, watching Naomii try to dance. I almost miss waiting in Public Safety for the Chinese delivery guy and the pizza delivery guy. I definitely miss talking about men and other life issues with Nicole and discussing which guys we would give it to, knowing that we actually wouldn't if the opportunity presented itself. I also miss the neverending putting down of each other and complete strangers. It probably sounds mean to other people, but it's hilarious when you're there.
The first semester is over and we've had some amazing times, but here are my top 5:
1. SEEING THE LARGEST PENIS ON EARTH
2. Those guys that tried to scare us on Halloween, but they almost killed the one that was trying to jump out of a moving car. Then when the guy came to egg us, his eggs were frozen and they wouldn't break. I still laugh about it to myself.
3. SEEING THE SMALLEST PENIS ON EARTH
4. All those games of Truth of Double Truth
5. My trip with Jai into Philly which included: The crackhead lady that Jai was creaming for at first because she was apparently cute from behind but was dismayed to find that she was absolutely hideous when she turned around, Jai walking all over the city and not getting her phone in the end, the foot product that was named "Crack Butter", another crackhead lady in McDonald's that told us where to sit and where to throw away our trash, Shonda's ugly man-looking friend with enormous hands, and Jai telling people that I was her best friend <3. All of this was way funnier if you were there. BELIEVE ME, I KNOW.
Honorable Mention(s):
1. Everyone sharing sexual experiences. I learned a lot about certain things and certain people during those times. Also, most everyone's stories were funny.
2. All of those crazy nights in Emlen.
So, the Spring semester is about to begin in six days. I ended Fall pretty strong (LOL 3.6 GPA), and I'm hoping to do the same this semester. Despite the fun I've had, I can't say that I'm exactly ready to go back. There are some people that I don't want to see and some situations that I don't want to face that I know are going to come up. I'm also not looking forward to the nights when everyone else is asleep, but I'm still up doing work and trying to plan my sleep schedule accordingly. Things are about to change and I'd be lying if I said I'm not a little afraid of what may come, but we have to face it. It's a new year: New people will be coming in, and some people won't be coming back (most of the people will be from the Tubman/Yarnall side). I guess that's enough musing for now. I always vow to be more faithful with LJ updates; hopefully, things will work out this time, especially when more fun and weird times are heading my way.
To the hoes that were involved in the times that I mentioned: I miss you guys and I'm sorry for not being better at not keeping in touch. I'll be seeing you guys soon though!