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Today I see Austin and he's leaning against our new heavy duty trashcans. My regular Austin greeting is hitting him in the nuts. I walk up to him and hit him. But it feels....different. Harder. So, I don't want to say anything and make fun of him because I didn't know if I was just imagining it. Then two minutes later Vincent says, "This morning Austin told me he had really bad morning wood." And then I started laughing and Andrew and Vincent are just looking weirdly at me. Then I tell them what happened and they go tell Austin. Austin confirms my suspicion that his penis was hard. So today I accidently touched Austin's erect penis. I only wished I had hit it harder.