Garniers, Part 2
God, I have so much catching up to do on this family. x.x Where I am now, Aubrey's already gone to college (yes, I finally installed University. :D)
Now then, let's back up to... the fantastic escapades of the day a boy with a very interesting name showed up at their home. And look, I got around to making one of those nice shiny opening pictures~
Warnings: Inappropriate use of the safe icon, awkward positioning, general suggestive comments, mild swearing, and NEKKID SIMS =O (with standard Maxis censor). About 40 pictures.
We start off with some adorableness, but for once it's not Aubrey.
Aww. Jonathan and Rebecca really are rather cute sometimes.
...but apparently Jonathan's mind is elsewhere. Way to ruin a moment.
Jonathan: What? Kiss my wife? D: Why would I do that?
Jonathan: Huh. I still don't get it.
Apparently he liked it, though.
So, a little while later, this guy walks by.
And his name is Alvin Futa. Needless to say, I have myself a nice laugh, and decide that Aubrey must befriend Good Sir Futa.
He has some... interesting timing. (Note naked Aubrey in background.)
By the way, about Aubrey's showering habits. His one neat point is starting to piss me off. Every single time he showers, the bathroom floods.
Though, really? ...it's kind of hard to stay mad at that. (Also, why does the censor go all the way up his stomach? Is his bellybutton offensive?)
Anyway, he puts on some clothes and goes to meet Futa-boy.
And they get along rather well.
Even with the odd faces...
...and girly mannerisms...
...and a bit of gender confusion.
Aubrey: Actually, I'm a boy.
Futaboy: Ohhh, and here I was wondering how to get into your--
Aubrey: My mom is kind of... right over there... you know.
And then Futaboy had to go and be a jerk and refuse a tickle. D<
Oh, but you'll grab his ass when he tries to get revenge?
I'm not sure I trust the look on that guy's face. He seems a bit too happy to be watching.
Yeah, that doesn't look suggestive in the least. Nope, nothing wrong with this picture at all.
Ohoho, what's this?
Meanwhile, Rebecca and Jonathan have a romantic moment in the bathroom.
Until Futaboy barges in, that is.
And then, just to complete this perfect day (in which Rebecca never got dressed), the stove catches on fire. Fantastic. They don't have a fire alarm, by the way.
Aubrey takes advantage of the incident to practice his damsel-in-distress act.
Rebecca sets to extinguishing the fire, while Futaboy cowers pathetically.
(Lawl, picture 66=fire.)
Finally a firefighter gets here, now that Rebecca appears to already be engulfed in flame like David Sedaris's last book, and Aubrey is already getting bored of being distressed.
No repeats plz. D:
Yeah, yeah, it's tragic. But you cooked it, you eat it.
And Futaboy continues to strike up inappropriate conversations with Aubrey (who needs to shower D: )in front of his mom.
Rebecca: Hehehe. Aubrey's getting changed.
Um. Why are you looking so happy about this? D:
Next morning, Rebecca tries to burn down the kitchen again.
And then they all share a meal of burnt toaster pastries, in their underwear. They're quite good at being awkward, yes?
Later, Rebecca becomes distraught about the existence of the wall.
Rebecca: Look, that's us on TV!
Whoa... I made the right pick on one of those? That's a new one.
Rebecca is angry? That never happens. o_o; I'm kind of scared.
Thankfully, she tries to make a nice, non-flammable lunch.
And Aubrey finally spends some quality time with his reflection.
Later, there are TOO MANY SIMS IN MY LOT. x.x;
Hey, don't ditch the one who desperately needs to improve his relationship with you so that he can get his first kiss for his mom's friend! D:
So Aubrey decides to take an interest in his dad's coworker instead.
...but then HE goes and talks to Meadow.
Again with the whole noogies-in-front-of-strange-men thing.
...and then I make him do his homework right before he goes to sleep like a good little AE kid. |D Actually I don't remember if Aubrey is AE or not.
...and so we end the latest installment of Garnier madness. Hope you enjoyed.
Next time there shall be... actual romance, rather than merely suggestive commentary!
Now then, let's back up to... the fantastic escapades of the day a boy with a very interesting name showed up at their home. And look, I got around to making one of those nice shiny opening pictures~
Warnings: Inappropriate use of the safe icon, awkward positioning, general suggestive comments, mild swearing, and NEKKID SIMS =O (with standard Maxis censor). About 40 pictures.
We start off with some adorableness, but for once it's not Aubrey.
Aww. Jonathan and Rebecca really are rather cute sometimes.
...but apparently Jonathan's mind is elsewhere. Way to ruin a moment.
Jonathan: What? Kiss my wife? D: Why would I do that?
Jonathan: Huh. I still don't get it.
Apparently he liked it, though.
So, a little while later, this guy walks by.
And his name is Alvin Futa. Needless to say, I have myself a nice laugh, and decide that Aubrey must befriend Good Sir Futa.
He has some... interesting timing. (Note naked Aubrey in background.)
By the way, about Aubrey's showering habits. His one neat point is starting to piss me off. Every single time he showers, the bathroom floods.
Though, really? ...it's kind of hard to stay mad at that. (Also, why does the censor go all the way up his stomach? Is his bellybutton offensive?)
Anyway, he puts on some clothes and goes to meet Futa-boy.
And they get along rather well.
Even with the odd faces...
...and girly mannerisms...
...and a bit of gender confusion.
Aubrey: Actually, I'm a boy.
Futaboy: Ohhh, and here I was wondering how to get into your--
Aubrey: My mom is kind of... right over there... you know.
And then Futaboy had to go and be a jerk and refuse a tickle. D<
Oh, but you'll grab his ass when he tries to get revenge?
I'm not sure I trust the look on that guy's face. He seems a bit too happy to be watching.
Yeah, that doesn't look suggestive in the least. Nope, nothing wrong with this picture at all.
Ohoho, what's this?
Meanwhile, Rebecca and Jonathan have a romantic moment in the bathroom.
Until Futaboy barges in, that is.
And then, just to complete this perfect day (in which Rebecca never got dressed), the stove catches on fire. Fantastic. They don't have a fire alarm, by the way.
Aubrey takes advantage of the incident to practice his damsel-in-distress act.
Rebecca sets to extinguishing the fire, while Futaboy cowers pathetically.
(Lawl, picture 66=fire.)
Finally a firefighter gets here, now that Rebecca appears to already be engulfed in flame like David Sedaris's last book, and Aubrey is already getting bored of being distressed.
No repeats plz. D:
Yeah, yeah, it's tragic. But you cooked it, you eat it.
And Futaboy continues to strike up inappropriate conversations with Aubrey (who needs to shower D: )in front of his mom.
Rebecca: Hehehe. Aubrey's getting changed.
Um. Why are you looking so happy about this? D:
Next morning, Rebecca tries to burn down the kitchen again.
And then they all share a meal of burnt toaster pastries, in their underwear. They're quite good at being awkward, yes?
Later, Rebecca becomes distraught about the existence of the wall.
Rebecca: Look, that's us on TV!
Whoa... I made the right pick on one of those? That's a new one.
Rebecca is angry? That never happens. o_o; I'm kind of scared.
Thankfully, she tries to make a nice, non-flammable lunch.
And Aubrey finally spends some quality time with his reflection.
Later, there are TOO MANY SIMS IN MY LOT. x.x;
Hey, don't ditch the one who desperately needs to improve his relationship with you so that he can get his first kiss for his mom's friend! D:
So Aubrey decides to take an interest in his dad's coworker instead.
...but then HE goes and talks to Meadow.
Again with the whole noogies-in-front-of-strange-men thing.
...and then I make him do his homework right before he goes to sleep like a good little AE kid. |D Actually I don't remember if Aubrey is AE or not.
...and so we end the latest installment of Garnier madness. Hope you enjoyed.
Next time there shall be... actual romance, rather than merely suggestive commentary!