film review

Jun 16, 2006 00:21

following is my review for the filmX-MEN 3: THAT BETTER NOT BE THE MUTANTS

1. Wolverine is baffled by innocuous foreshadowing
2. Japanese tourists miss photo opportunity
3. Internet reference reference comedic laughter
4. Wolverine's pants remain on despite innocuous foreshadowing

I would like to suggest the following changes:

1. "Special" effects should include more gentlemen in wheelchairs and children with Downs syndrome
2. ICE CANNOT FREEZE FIRE
3. Armchair Wrestling Federation established
4. Storm to please use her powers _before_ being asked YOU USELESS TWAT
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