World, take note. If you want to make
the most badass coat of arms in the world, you need the following five items:
- A narwhal.
- A caribou.
- A house made of balanced, gigantic blocks of ice.
- A giant pile of balanced stones.
- Three types of flowers that SURVIVE IN ARCTIC TUNDRA ... NEXT TO AN ICEBERG.
Here's how it's done:
Nice touch: Check out the two-tone "N"s! Go Nunavut!
Now, we in WV come close with our jumble of mountaineers, miners, rifles, rhododendrons, corn, forges, and French Revolution hats (wtf?!) -- trust me, we had to draw
the damn thing in grade school -- but I think
Canada's newest province kicks our @$$. At least until we Photoshop a hammerhead shark on there or something.
UPDATE: Alaska's new quarter has
a GRIZZLY BEAR! EATING A BIG OL' SALMON! in front of a WATERFALL! but then again, Alaska's as close to Nunavut as we get in this country...