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eljay drama - once a year, have no fear!
heh.
it's been ages. the last big lj battle was the 79 comment-count post from like, two years ago that got SO OUT OF CONTROL I had to shut the entire post down.
i guess it's the fact that i don't care what i post in here that starts so many fights, like:
* i've fucked a lot of girls
* i need a pair of panties, for my panty fetish
* how many jews can you fit in an ashtray? 40,000, give or take a few
HAR
i'm just waiting for my constant use of "nigger" to get me in trouble. although i'm gonna write a rap where it's like:
"i can produce, deduce and turn on the tap / but i can't say 'nigga' even though i can rap / 'cause i'm white, but no sir, i'm not black / if it makes the rhymes better it's gon' in my bag, what"
what. unh.
trevor c. belmont, my dracula-slaying kitten (who didn't kill him in 1999 according to the prophecy, and now the Vampire Killer is weakened! you stupid kitten!) has FINALLY noticed birds, and learned to talk to them. so now he sits on my fucking sindowsill
...i'm keeping that typo
anyway, he's on my sindowsill, which has a wood table on it so i can grow my plants (nothing too amazing, unfortunately, just mums and teacup roses, although hopefully soon my opium poppies will bloom), so he's on there, staring at all the birds (which come here because I feed them) and he's talking up a storm. cute little thing.
anyway, i'll update about yesterday later on, and since kait reminded me, i have to also update about the ridiculous night with kait, jim and michelle, which will most likely consider of "i spent a night hanging out with michelle, kait and jim" because i don't think anyone needs to know the other UTTLERY RIDICULOUS THINGS that happened that night. UTTERLY RIDICULOUS. i'll post some fun points though.
so.
the good thing is, i don't have mono. because my throat doesn't hurt anymore. i'm still goddamn exhausted (seeing as how I slept COMPLETELY THROUGH YESTERDAY), but i can understand that with what happened on thursday.
so.
NO MONO!
NO PHOTO!
go to www.myspace.com/patrick_b and you can see all the fun new pics i upppaloadededed.
i'm out.
fuck off.
bye!
heh.
it's been ages. the last big lj battle was the 79 comment-count post from like, two years ago that got SO OUT OF CONTROL I had to shut the entire post down.
i guess it's the fact that i don't care what i post in here that starts so many fights, like:
* i've fucked a lot of girls
* i need a pair of panties, for my panty fetish
* how many jews can you fit in an ashtray? 40,000, give or take a few
HAR
i'm just waiting for my constant use of "nigger" to get me in trouble. although i'm gonna write a rap where it's like:
"i can produce, deduce and turn on the tap / but i can't say 'nigga' even though i can rap / 'cause i'm white, but no sir, i'm not black / if it makes the rhymes better it's gon' in my bag, what"
what. unh.
trevor c. belmont, my dracula-slaying kitten (who didn't kill him in 1999 according to the prophecy, and now the Vampire Killer is weakened! you stupid kitten!) has FINALLY noticed birds, and learned to talk to them. so now he sits on my fucking sindowsill
...i'm keeping that typo
anyway, he's on my sindowsill, which has a wood table on it so i can grow my plants (nothing too amazing, unfortunately, just mums and teacup roses, although hopefully soon my opium poppies will bloom), so he's on there, staring at all the birds (which come here because I feed them) and he's talking up a storm. cute little thing.
anyway, i'll update about yesterday later on, and since kait reminded me, i have to also update about the ridiculous night with kait, jim and michelle, which will most likely consider of "i spent a night hanging out with michelle, kait and jim" because i don't think anyone needs to know the other UTTLERY RIDICULOUS THINGS that happened that night. UTTERLY RIDICULOUS. i'll post some fun points though.
so.
the good thing is, i don't have mono. because my throat doesn't hurt anymore. i'm still goddamn exhausted (seeing as how I slept COMPLETELY THROUGH YESTERDAY), but i can understand that with what happened on thursday.
so.
NO MONO!
NO PHOTO!
go to www.myspace.com/patrick_b and you can see all the fun new pics i upppaloadededed.
i'm out.
fuck off.
bye!