Dude. Colure pointed me to this:
Shirts allow inner guitarist more than just air It's a shirt. That you wear. And then you play air guitar. And one arm chooses chords, the other strums.
....best. idea. of. all. TIME.
I'm going to get my hands on one of these and do an entire palecurve TOUR with it on. Fuck that, AND an album. AND an EP. AND a seven inch. AND a twelve inch. AND a 3 inch mini CD. AND just rock out. And since I KNOW this will now spawn some sort of new Air Guitar Championship, I AM SO IN.
AHHHHH I WANT THIS SO BAD.
NUH NUH NUH AIIIRRRR GUITARRRRRR
off to play .hack//GENESIS OF ULTIMA, kids.