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Nov 10, 2006 14:10

So, a post-goth girl hit me with this meme:

Once tagged by this entry, the assignment is to write a blog entry of some kind with six random facts about yourself. Then, pick six of your friends and tag them; no tag backs. This explanation should be included.

1. I have a scar on my penis, top side, in the area where the foreskin is but is circumcised (on me, at least). It's shrunken in size over the years, but it's still REALLY visible. The story of said scar is highly hilarious and AMAZINGLY retarded.

2. I am a straight-set gloopy romantic. Yes, I admit it. I dig rose petals and candlelit dinners and cuddling up to watch a romantic comedy. So I'm smooshy. Not my fault, that's just the way I am. If you don't like it, suck it. Just avoid the scar. Kidding, just suck it.

3. I have two orange cats. One of them I rescued from a construction site where the construction workers found a litter of kittens and were going to break their necks - he's five years old and is named Jack, after Fight Club (jack's raging bile, jack's colon tumor, etc.). My second cat is a five month old kitten who I got from a litter from my neighbors downstairs. He's out of his fucking mind. His name is Trevor, after the LEGENDARY Trevor Belmont of Castlevania III on the NES. LEGENDARY, nigger.

4. I am an ex-heroin user. At the end I was using a very large amount, of which I'm not going to say. I used for a year and a half. In the end, I got one last batch, gave away money, and quit cold turkey. It took three days for the detox; the three worst days of my life. No sleep, twitching, cold/hot, nausea, the works. Then it took another four or five days just to get my strength back; heroin saps minerals and vitamins from your bones, not to mention fucks with your dopamine levels, so I was in pretty sad shape.

5. In this spot I was gonna list all the palecurve songs and their meanings, but I said "hey, that'd make a FULL POST" and was like "fuck y'all, all y'all". So no. Instead, um, I love horror movies, especially zombie movies. I love the Resident Evil movies, even if they aren't the best, and the remake of Dawn of the Dead is one of my favorites, as is Shaun of the Dead. Ditto for Land of the Dead. Go horror movies. Blood + gore 4 lief.

6. I am:
CON
DEM
NED
TO LOVE

And will have that tattoo shortly. And more tattoos. I really enjoy tattoos and body piercings, and find most of them attractive.

BONUS #7!!!. I have almost died 4 times. Literally almost died. Like, >< that close.

I tag, uh...wtf...um...oh. OKay. I TAG the following fuckers:

chemica1_smi1e

servbot

krispyeveryday

glortw

jintendo

DO IT FUCKERS! OR DIE

hate you all.

arerrghghhhhghhhhh

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