ATTENTION! New Rule (one-shot)
Title: ATTENTION! New Rule
Type: one-shot
Pairing: SJ Couples
Rating: PG-13 (sexually words)
Genre: Crack, Facebook
Summary: Park Jungsoo can't handle it anymore, he finally decides to set up a new rule but... (such a fail summary)
Disclaimer: I don't own them, it would be very great if I could. well one more thing is that I make this fic to be in facebook style like Maxime's fic which is Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook
Note: this fic is dedicated to @calyslicious cici a.k.a Shining Treasure, I've made you a YeWook shipper in my previous fic LOL.
A/N: well I'm really sorry to all readers of Tears of Gangster, I've finished Chapter 13 already and sent it to noona1977 unnie for beta-ing but maybe she's busy right now or these days since I haven't got anything about the beta-ed fic from her yet. so hopefully this one can be a make up for you guys also even though it is written for Calysta cici.
Lee Sungmin > Cho Kyuhyun you really wear it? Awwwww I love you very much Kyu.
Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Donghae and Lee Hyujae like this.
Cho Kyuhyun I don't feel good now Min, can I...?
Lee Sungmin plz not bb, one day plz. Hopefully I'll see it again tonight.
Cho Kyuhyun okay =.= eh? Btw Hae hyung and Hyuk hyung, why do you two like this? You know what Minne means? >.<
Lee Donghae nope but I'm happy when Sungmin's happy too.
Lee Hyukjae Hae, I receive notification too bb. Kyu, err my fish ordered me to like this =.=
Lee Sungmin Love you Kyu ^^. OMG Hyuk, don’t think like that, Hae’s just happy with me only.
Cho Kyuhyun *relief* your fish? Hae hyung? ROFL
Lee Donghae > Lee Hyukjae you’re my monkey <33
Park Jungsoo, Kim Jongwoon, Kim Youngwoon, Shin Donghee, Lee Sungmin, Lee Hyukjae, Choi Siwon, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Kibum, Lee Sungmin and 469473 others like this
Lee Hyukjae my fishy ^__~
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsoo my angel
Park Jungsoo, Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae and 63 others like this
Park Jungsoo my Korean #1 handsome guy
Lee Donghae Hyukie, look, Kangin hyung learnded from me LOL
Lee Hyukjae ROFL
Park Jungsoo =.=
Kim Youngwoon but mine is for my angle Teukie
Lee Donghae *speechless*
Lee Hyukjae because we’re kissing kkk~~
Park Jungsoo kids nowadays =.=
Lee Sungmin > Lee Donghae Hae, I want to use that my sth too.
Cho Kyuhyun likes this
Lee Donghae sure, I was kidding with Kangin hyung only hehehe
Cho Kyuhyun yay *grinning*
Lee Hyukjae Hae I thought it was made for me.
Lee Sungmin thank a lot Hae dongsaeng, Hyuk-ah, let’s share okay?
Lee Donghae but my heart is for you only my monkey, you’re welcome Minnie hyung.
Cho Kyuhyun what?? What did you call Sungmin hyung? Minnie?
Lee Donghae sorry, Lee Sungmin hyung, you are welcome. Is this okay, Mr. magnae Cho Kyuhyun?
Lee Sungmin =.=
Cho Kyuhyun Minnie is for me only Minnie hyung. Thank so much Donghae hyung.
Ddangkoma this Kyuhyun-ssi is very small-mind person, love me instead Sungmin-ssi
Cho Kyuhyun WTF?? DDANGKOMA??
Kim Ryeowook Sungie had just made a facebook account for him.
Kim Jongwoon hehehehe it’s fun, isn’t it?
Cho Kyuhyun YESUNG HYUNG, GET YOUR TURTLE’S ASS OUT OF HERE, HURRY UP
Lee Sungmin OMG, Wookie-ah, look after your Sungie =.= Kyu calm down. I love you and only you bb
Lee Hyukjae this is my wall, Min-opps Sungmin hyung.
Lee Donghae we know already Mr. magnae Ky
Cho Kyuhyun muaaaaaaa~~~ hehehee that’s great you had thought of the call
Ddangkoma OMG, don’t kiss Sungmin-ssi, jealousy Kyuhyun-ssi
Kim Ryeowook Kyu calm down, I’ll put Ddangkoma in the tank back now.
Kim Jongwoon nooooooo turtle wants to be able to look at outside view also
Lee Hyukjae =.=
Lee Donghae *mouth goes shut*
Lee Sungmin > Cho Kyuhyun my woofy Kyubear I <3 U
Cho Kyuhyun, Park Jungsoo, Kim Jongwoon, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Youngwoon, and 63998 others like this
Cho Kyuhyun my Minnie, I <3 U too *hug*
Kim Ryeowook *holding Ddangkoma*
Kim Jongwoon Wookie, let go of him bb
Lee Hyukjae another fight is gonna start
Park Jungsoo what?? Fight? PEACE is the most important kids.
Lee Sungmin umma we know it
Kim Ryeowook Sungie, if you let go of him again, I don’t promise if you can see him or not tomorrow
Lee Donghae good job Wook
Kim Jongwoon Wookie, okay… =.=
Lee Sungmin great great ^^ it’s still you who can win over Yesung.
Cho Kyuhyun stop facebook-ing Minnie hyung, come here, I’ve been waiting for you long enough.
Lee Sungmin sorry guys I gotta go now
Kim Ryeowook =.=
Lee Hyukjae the KyuMin room is going to bomb now!!!!!!!!
Lee Donghae, Kim Ryeowook and 39385576604 others like this
Kim Jongwoon at least close the door please!!!
Cho Kyuhyun I closed already, get your freaking Ddangkoma out of the front of our door now!!!! Yesung hyung.
Ddangkoma Dislike
Kim Ryeowook Sungie~~
Ddangkoma Ryeowook-ssi, what do you want to tell him? You can tell me, I’ll transfer to him every word.
Lee Hyukjae I don’t want a turtle to walk on my wall~~
Kim Ryeowook Kim Jongwoon~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lee Donghae I can hear Wook shout even if I’m at 12th floor. *covering my ears*
Kim Jongwoon Ddangkoma, come here, I don’t want you to get lost.
Lee Hyukjae glad that you know it Yesung hyung
Lee Donghae > Lee Hyukjae Hyukie, has the KyuMin done yet?
Lee Sungmin and Cho Kyuhyun like this
Lee Hyukjae Hae, I think yes
Lee Donghae yeah they liked this, I’ll be there now Hyukie, open the door please!!
Cho Kyuhyun yeah we are done, Minnie hyung is wearing
Park Jungsoo magnae, we don’t need to know!!!
Cho Kyuhyun okay umma *shut off, shut off*
Lee Sungmin ROFL~~~~~
Kim Heechul OMG a loud noise from 11th floor!!!!!!!!!
Han Geng likes this
Kim Heechul Hannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll be there tomorrow
Han Geng <33333 really? What time? I’ll go to pick you up at the airport
Kim Heechul ask manager hyung first, message you later.
Han Geng Okay!! I miss you so much bb
Kim Heechul me too, btw received my message yet?
Han Geng yeah
Park Jungsoo joined emo group
Kim Youngwoon don’t be like this angel Teuk bb >.<
Park Jungsoo I miss you.
Henry Lau when will you be back appa? Umma misses you every day.
Kim Youngwoon oh mochi, one more year only Teuk bb
Park Jungsoo > emo group tired of having schedule alone =.=
Kim Heechul likes this
Park Jungsoo welcome to emo group, Heechul
Kim Heechul who says I will join the group?
Park Jungsoo so why did you like this?
Lee Hyukjae umma Heechul hyung is going to meet Hankyung hyung tomorrow
Kim Heechul yeah Hyuk is right. Be emo alone, good Teuk umma.
Park Jungsoo =.=
Cho Kyuhyun > Park Jungsoo umma, tell manager hyung to get a new bed for Hyuk hyung tonight!!!
Lee Sungmin likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun Minnie <333
Lee Sungmin <333 Kyubear ^^
Part Jungsoo what???? OMG I can hear the voice now!!!!!
Lee Hyukjae > Park Jungsoo the KyuMin room’s door is needed to be changed tomorrow umma!!
Lee Donghae likes this
Park Jungsoo GOSH!!!!!!!!!!
Lee Hyukae fishy, you liked my post again ^^ I love you very much
Lee Donghae I love you too
Kim Youngwoon =.=
Lee Sungmin > Lee Donghae *sigh* I can’t understand about my Kyubear =.= well just be a bit silent next time Hae
Lee Sungmin, Lee Donghae, Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Hyukjae like this
Lee Sungmin Why did you like this Hyuk? Kyubear?
Lee Donghae I can’t understand about my monkey too >.< hey you both?? *scratching my head*
Cho Kyuhyun Minnie, I like everything you make Minnie because I love you
Lee Hyukjae Hae bb, I live everything you like because I have given my heart to you
Lee Sungmin awwww sweet Kyubear… stop facebook-ing now!!!! Another one?
Lee Donghae oops!!! *melting* wait me there monkey bb…. Second round?
Ddangkoma > Kim Jongwoon Yesung-ssi, you have to get me another new tank tomorrow~!!!!!!!!!!
Ddangkoma :( why solient?
Ddangkoma > Kim Ryeowook help catching me, I’m gonna dropped from this nearly-cracked tank.
Ddangkoma silent again? :’(
Zhou Mi > Park Jungsoo umma, I and Henry can’t watch movie, YeWook is too loud!!!!
Henry Lau likes this
Kim Jongwoon > Park Jungsoo I can’t walk across the living room to buy Ddangkoma a new tank, ZhouRy is going to destroy the living toom in 11th floor
Ddangkoma and Kim Ryeowook like this
Kim Heechul > Park Jungsoo tell SiBum to be quieter now!! Hannie doesn’t dare to walk by the kitchen, he’s gonna buy us popcorn
Han Geng likes this
Choi Siwon > Park Jungsoo Teukie hyung, I’m gonna move to 11th with KyuMin, YeWook and Hyuk hyung, HanChul is going to demolish this 12th floor
Kim Kibum likes this
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Park Jungsoo ATTENTION! New rule, no SEX allowed in the dorm anymore!!!!
Kim Heechul Dislike
Han Geng Dislike, but well Chullie, when you come to China, let’s do it freely
Kim Heechul okay ^^ *hug*
Kim Jongwoon Dislike
Lee Sungmin Dislike
Lee Hyukjae Very Dislike
Lee Donghae Dislike
Choi Siwon Dislike
Kim Ryeowook Dislike =.= (Sungie told me to dislike)
Kim Kibum Dislike
Cho Kyuhyun Very Dislike
Shin Donghee somehow it’s fine for me, I can go to Nary’s house
Shin Nary NO, you’re banned
Shin Donghee what???? Nary, what did I do wrong?
Zhou Mi Dislike but well that’s fine for me too, just like Geng Ge, in China kkk~
Henry Lau Dislike (Wookie, how pity we are, Mimi told me to dislike too)
Kim Youngwoon Teukie honey, take it back dear!!! I’m afraid one more year………
Kim Heechul Kangin-ah I love you for that comment but I love my Hannie more
Han Geng such a good appa Kangin-ah, Chullie I’m happy to see the last sentence
Kim Jongwoon > Kim Youngwoon I love that comment, I was almost banned by my little chef Wookie
Kim Youngwoon and Kim Ryeowook like this
Kim Youngwoon Yesung hyung, no worries
Kim Youngwoon everybody, no need to thank me la!!!! Kkkkk~~~
Kim Heechul, Han Geng, Kim Jongwoon, Shin Donghee, Lee Sungmin, Lee Hyukjae, Lee Donghae, Choi Siwon, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Kibum, Cho Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi and Henry Lau like this.
Park Jungsoo =.= appa-ah…. I’ll ban you afterward.
Kim Youngwoon OMG, NOOOO Teukie bb. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU x 1 billion times
Park Jungsoo kkkk~ I LOVE YOU TOO appa!!
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finally I'm done!!! *dance*
comment please I almost die because of those color, size and that LIKE icons, my eyes and my back neck are all damn-hurt right now, plus it's 2am when I'm posting this.
well to be nearly-exact, I've spent approximately 1 hour only to make this fic into a facebook format, thus better give me a ST★R before you go to any other pages. I'll be very thankful to you.
Type: one-shot
Pairing: SJ Couples
Rating: PG-13 (sexually words)
Genre: Crack, Facebook
Summary: Park Jungsoo can't handle it anymore, he finally decides to set up a new rule but... (such a fail summary)
Disclaimer: I don't own them, it would be very great if I could. well one more thing is that I make this fic to be in facebook style like Maxime's fic which is Why Super Junior shouldn't join Facebook
Note: this fic is dedicated to @calyslicious cici a.k.a Shining Treasure, I've made you a YeWook shipper in my previous fic LOL.
A/N: well I'm really sorry to all readers of Tears of Gangster, I've finished Chapter 13 already and sent it to noona1977 unnie for beta-ing but maybe she's busy right now or these days since I haven't got anything about the beta-ed fic from her yet. so hopefully this one can be a make up for you guys also even though it is written for Calysta cici.
Lee Sungmin > Cho Kyuhyun you really wear it? Awwwww I love you very much Kyu.
Cho Kyuhyun, Lee Donghae and Lee Hyujae like this.
Cho Kyuhyun I don't feel good now Min, can I...?
Lee Sungmin plz not bb, one day plz. Hopefully I'll see it again tonight.
Cho Kyuhyun okay =.= eh? Btw Hae hyung and Hyuk hyung, why do you two like this? You know what Minne means? >.<
Lee Donghae nope but I'm happy when Sungmin's happy too.
Lee Hyukjae Hae, I receive notification too bb. Kyu, err my fish ordered me to like this =.=
Lee Sungmin Love you Kyu ^^. OMG Hyuk, don’t think like that, Hae’s just happy with me only.
Cho Kyuhyun *relief* your fish? Hae hyung? ROFL
Lee Donghae > Lee Hyukjae you’re my monkey <33
Park Jungsoo, Kim Jongwoon, Kim Youngwoon, Shin Donghee, Lee Sungmin, Lee Hyukjae, Choi Siwon, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Kibum, Lee Sungmin and 469473 others like this
Lee Hyukjae my fishy ^__~
Kim Youngwoon > Park Jungsoo my angel
Park Jungsoo, Lee Donghae, Lee Hyukjae and 63 others like this
Park Jungsoo my Korean #1 handsome guy
Lee Donghae Hyukie, look, Kangin hyung learnded from me LOL
Lee Hyukjae ROFL
Park Jungsoo =.=
Kim Youngwoon but mine is for my angle Teukie
Lee Donghae *speechless*
Lee Hyukjae because we’re kissing kkk~~
Park Jungsoo kids nowadays =.=
Lee Sungmin > Lee Donghae Hae, I want to use that my sth too.
Cho Kyuhyun likes this
Lee Donghae sure, I was kidding with Kangin hyung only hehehe
Cho Kyuhyun yay *grinning*
Lee Hyukjae Hae I thought it was made for me.
Lee Sungmin thank a lot Hae dongsaeng, Hyuk-ah, let’s share okay?
Lee Donghae but my heart is for you only my monkey, you’re welcome Minnie hyung.
Cho Kyuhyun what?? What did you call Sungmin hyung? Minnie?
Lee Donghae sorry, Lee Sungmin hyung, you are welcome. Is this okay, Mr. magnae Cho Kyuhyun?
Lee Sungmin =.=
Cho Kyuhyun Minnie is for me only Minnie hyung. Thank so much Donghae hyung.
Ddangkoma this Kyuhyun-ssi is very small-mind person, love me instead Sungmin-ssi
Cho Kyuhyun WTF?? DDANGKOMA??
Kim Ryeowook Sungie had just made a facebook account for him.
Kim Jongwoon hehehehe it’s fun, isn’t it?
Cho Kyuhyun YESUNG HYUNG, GET YOUR TURTLE’S ASS OUT OF HERE, HURRY UP
Lee Sungmin OMG, Wookie-ah, look after your Sungie =.= Kyu calm down. I love you and only you bb
Lee Hyukjae this is my wall, Min-opps Sungmin hyung.
Lee Donghae we know already Mr. magnae Ky
Cho Kyuhyun muaaaaaaa~~~ hehehee that’s great you had thought of the call
Ddangkoma OMG, don’t kiss Sungmin-ssi, jealousy Kyuhyun-ssi
Kim Ryeowook Kyu calm down, I’ll put Ddangkoma in the tank back now.
Kim Jongwoon nooooooo turtle wants to be able to look at outside view also
Lee Hyukjae =.=
Lee Donghae *mouth goes shut*
Lee Sungmin > Cho Kyuhyun my woofy Kyubear I <3 U
Cho Kyuhyun, Park Jungsoo, Kim Jongwoon, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Youngwoon, and 63998 others like this
Cho Kyuhyun my Minnie, I <3 U too *hug*
Kim Ryeowook *holding Ddangkoma*
Kim Jongwoon Wookie, let go of him bb
Lee Hyukjae another fight is gonna start
Park Jungsoo what?? Fight? PEACE is the most important kids.
Lee Sungmin umma we know it
Kim Ryeowook Sungie, if you let go of him again, I don’t promise if you can see him or not tomorrow
Lee Donghae good job Wook
Kim Jongwoon Wookie, okay… =.=
Lee Sungmin great great ^^ it’s still you who can win over Yesung.
Cho Kyuhyun stop facebook-ing Minnie hyung, come here, I’ve been waiting for you long enough.
Lee Sungmin sorry guys I gotta go now
Kim Ryeowook =.=
Lee Hyukjae the KyuMin room is going to bomb now!!!!!!!!
Lee Donghae, Kim Ryeowook and 39385576604 others like this
Kim Jongwoon at least close the door please!!!
Cho Kyuhyun I closed already, get your freaking Ddangkoma out of the front of our door now!!!! Yesung hyung.
Ddangkoma Dislike
Kim Ryeowook Sungie~~
Ddangkoma Ryeowook-ssi, what do you want to tell him? You can tell me, I’ll transfer to him every word.
Lee Hyukjae I don’t want a turtle to walk on my wall~~
Kim Ryeowook Kim Jongwoon~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Lee Donghae I can hear Wook shout even if I’m at 12th floor. *covering my ears*
Kim Jongwoon Ddangkoma, come here, I don’t want you to get lost.
Lee Hyukjae glad that you know it Yesung hyung
Lee Donghae > Lee Hyukjae Hyukie, has the KyuMin done yet?
Lee Sungmin and Cho Kyuhyun like this
Lee Hyukjae Hae, I think yes
Lee Donghae yeah they liked this, I’ll be there now Hyukie, open the door please!!
Cho Kyuhyun yeah we are done, Minnie hyung is wearing
Park Jungsoo magnae, we don’t need to know!!!
Cho Kyuhyun okay umma *shut off, shut off*
Lee Sungmin ROFL~~~~~
Kim Heechul OMG a loud noise from 11th floor!!!!!!!!!
Han Geng likes this
Kim Heechul Hannie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I’ll be there tomorrow
Han Geng <33333 really? What time? I’ll go to pick you up at the airport
Kim Heechul ask manager hyung first, message you later.
Han Geng Okay!! I miss you so much bb
Kim Heechul me too, btw received my message yet?
Han Geng yeah
Park Jungsoo joined emo group
Kim Youngwoon don’t be like this angel Teuk bb >.<
Park Jungsoo I miss you.
Henry Lau when will you be back appa? Umma misses you every day.
Kim Youngwoon oh mochi, one more year only Teuk bb
Park Jungsoo > emo group tired of having schedule alone =.=
Kim Heechul likes this
Park Jungsoo welcome to emo group, Heechul
Kim Heechul who says I will join the group?
Park Jungsoo so why did you like this?
Lee Hyukjae umma Heechul hyung is going to meet Hankyung hyung tomorrow
Kim Heechul yeah Hyuk is right. Be emo alone, good Teuk umma.
Park Jungsoo =.=
Cho Kyuhyun > Park Jungsoo umma, tell manager hyung to get a new bed for Hyuk hyung tonight!!!
Lee Sungmin likes this.
Cho Kyuhyun Minnie <333
Lee Sungmin <333 Kyubear ^^
Part Jungsoo what???? OMG I can hear the voice now!!!!!
Lee Hyukjae > Park Jungsoo the KyuMin room’s door is needed to be changed tomorrow umma!!
Lee Donghae likes this
Park Jungsoo GOSH!!!!!!!!!!
Lee Hyukae fishy, you liked my post again ^^ I love you very much
Lee Donghae I love you too
Kim Youngwoon =.=
Lee Sungmin > Lee Donghae *sigh* I can’t understand about my Kyubear =.= well just be a bit silent next time Hae
Lee Sungmin, Lee Donghae, Cho Kyuhyun and Lee Hyukjae like this
Lee Sungmin Why did you like this Hyuk? Kyubear?
Lee Donghae I can’t understand about my monkey too >.< hey you both?? *scratching my head*
Cho Kyuhyun Minnie, I like everything you make Minnie because I love you
Lee Hyukjae Hae bb, I live everything you like because I have given my heart to you
Lee Sungmin awwww sweet Kyubear… stop facebook-ing now!!!! Another one?
Lee Donghae oops!!! *melting* wait me there monkey bb…. Second round?
Ddangkoma > Kim Jongwoon Yesung-ssi, you have to get me another new tank tomorrow~!!!!!!!!!!
Ddangkoma :( why solient?
Ddangkoma > Kim Ryeowook help catching me, I’m gonna dropped from this nearly-cracked tank.
Ddangkoma silent again? :’(
Zhou Mi > Park Jungsoo umma, I and Henry can’t watch movie, YeWook is too loud!!!!
Henry Lau likes this
Kim Jongwoon > Park Jungsoo I can’t walk across the living room to buy Ddangkoma a new tank, ZhouRy is going to destroy the living toom in 11th floor
Ddangkoma and Kim Ryeowook like this
Kim Heechul > Park Jungsoo tell SiBum to be quieter now!! Hannie doesn’t dare to walk by the kitchen, he’s gonna buy us popcorn
Han Geng likes this
Choi Siwon > Park Jungsoo Teukie hyung, I’m gonna move to 11th with KyuMin, YeWook and Hyuk hyung, HanChul is going to demolish this 12th floor
Kim Kibum likes this
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Park Jungsoo ATTENTION! New rule, no SEX allowed in the dorm anymore!!!!
Kim Heechul Dislike
Han Geng Dislike, but well Chullie, when you come to China, let’s do it freely
Kim Heechul okay ^^ *hug*
Kim Jongwoon Dislike
Lee Sungmin Dislike
Lee Hyukjae Very Dislike
Lee Donghae Dislike
Choi Siwon Dislike
Kim Ryeowook Dislike =.= (Sungie told me to dislike)
Kim Kibum Dislike
Cho Kyuhyun Very Dislike
Shin Donghee somehow it’s fine for me, I can go to Nary’s house
Shin Nary NO, you’re banned
Shin Donghee what???? Nary, what did I do wrong?
Zhou Mi Dislike but well that’s fine for me too, just like Geng Ge, in China kkk~
Henry Lau Dislike (Wookie, how pity we are, Mimi told me to dislike too)
Kim Youngwoon Teukie honey, take it back dear!!! I’m afraid one more year………
Kim Heechul Kangin-ah I love you for that comment but I love my Hannie more
Han Geng such a good appa Kangin-ah, Chullie I’m happy to see the last sentence
Kim Jongwoon > Kim Youngwoon I love that comment, I was almost banned by my little chef Wookie
Kim Youngwoon and Kim Ryeowook like this
Kim Youngwoon Yesung hyung, no worries
Kim Youngwoon everybody, no need to thank me la!!!! Kkkkk~~~
Kim Heechul, Han Geng, Kim Jongwoon, Shin Donghee, Lee Sungmin, Lee Hyukjae, Lee Donghae, Choi Siwon, Kim Ryeowook, Kim Kibum, Cho Kyuhyun, Zhou Mi and Henry Lau like this.
Park Jungsoo =.= appa-ah…. I’ll ban you afterward.
Kim Youngwoon OMG, NOOOO Teukie bb. I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU x 1 billion times
Park Jungsoo kkkk~ I LOVE YOU TOO appa!!
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finally I'm done!!! *dance*
comment please I almost die because of those color, size and that LIKE icons, my eyes and my back neck are all damn-hurt right now, plus it's 2am when I'm posting this.
well to be nearly-exact, I've spent approximately 1 hour only to make this fic into a facebook format, thus better give me a ST★R before you go to any other pages. I'll be very thankful to you.