My virgin eyes have been officially raped!
Well what is new in the Randi world.....
not much, just being plain old me i guess. except i have found it extreamly amusing to piss people off.. again. i ate a bowl of chcolate icecream that is bigger than my head.
i read a card that said i'd give my left nut for you to have a wonderful birthday.
i decided if i had nuts to give, i would.
have you ever heard of the Carny Bean?
kinda like the Carribean except it's this huge ass bean that had houses and mexican resturants on it?
well if you haven't now you know.
Advice to the ladies of this world. when one goes to get eye brows waxed it hurts.
never by earings that are longer on one side than the other.
when shopping always stick with the crowd, or your likely to be forgotten about and left.... twice.
always go to a bookstore with at least $1.06 in hand. you could just buy a book.
The term high also means hyperactive insentive girl hore.
yes i know hore is spelled wrong.
never let your mom sit on you food. you get rude responses.
upon going to a store with the intention to buy one thing... expect to spend more.
Don't count to many popcicles... you might end up sick.
Get at lest one hour of sleep every night.
If not little naked men faries will visit you.
Don't be alarmed.
They are actually quite nice... remind me of the feegles
I AM YOUR KELDA!!!!!!
we have bonded.
when your mom gets new kittens... don't try to get her to change the name to stud muffin. bad things happen.
Milky way has two meanings .
one the candy bar
two men don't laxitate. (i think i spelled that wrong)
when your offered midol... gladly accept.
An elephant walks up to a camel and asks,
"Why do you have two boobs on your back?" the camel responds,
"I wouldn't be talking seeing how you have a dick on your face."
When in doubt...poke it.
not much, just being plain old me i guess. except i have found it extreamly amusing to piss people off.. again. i ate a bowl of chcolate icecream that is bigger than my head.
i read a card that said i'd give my left nut for you to have a wonderful birthday.
i decided if i had nuts to give, i would.
have you ever heard of the Carny Bean?
kinda like the Carribean except it's this huge ass bean that had houses and mexican resturants on it?
well if you haven't now you know.
Advice to the ladies of this world. when one goes to get eye brows waxed it hurts.
never by earings that are longer on one side than the other.
when shopping always stick with the crowd, or your likely to be forgotten about and left.... twice.
always go to a bookstore with at least $1.06 in hand. you could just buy a book.
The term high also means hyperactive insentive girl hore.
yes i know hore is spelled wrong.
never let your mom sit on you food. you get rude responses.
upon going to a store with the intention to buy one thing... expect to spend more.
Don't count to many popcicles... you might end up sick.
Get at lest one hour of sleep every night.
If not little naked men faries will visit you.
Don't be alarmed.
They are actually quite nice... remind me of the feegles
I AM YOUR KELDA!!!!!!
we have bonded.
when your mom gets new kittens... don't try to get her to change the name to stud muffin. bad things happen.
Milky way has two meanings .
one the candy bar
two men don't laxitate. (i think i spelled that wrong)
when your offered midol... gladly accept.
An elephant walks up to a camel and asks,
"Why do you have two boobs on your back?" the camel responds,
"I wouldn't be talking seeing how you have a dick on your face."
When in doubt...poke it.