Nite Owl Ain't Batman
Leonard is Sammy Jankis
The storyteller is Tyler Durden
Patrick Stump is Pete Wentz
But Nite Owl ain't Batman
When the motion picture
The vision was misled
Thought the man who couldn't get hard
Without saving a burning tenament
Speaking of tenaments
What was the Sound Of Silence
Doing at Comedian's funeral?
When Elvis Costello belongs there
The director was up Bob Dylan's ass
Like he on Dr. Manhattan's cock
But wait I'm losing track
I mean to say Nite Owl ain't Batman
In the late 80s twas time to reimagine
The Dark Knight himself
And comics' biggest badasses
Alan Moore and Frank Miller
Redid him
Redid superheroes
Like they existed on our earth
Super powers were seen as freaky and frightening
Vigilanties were seen as serial killers and public enemies
Rorschach was Watchmen's dark knight
Darker than even Miller made the caped crusader
And since Batman is an icon
He was allowed to live
As the story progressed
Twas revealed was a time
When
Seperately
Both Hal Jordan and Clark Kent
Were meant to bring him down
But in the end
Hal Jordon came to Bruce Wayne's aid
Because as Jim Gordon said at the funeral
We need Bruce Wayne
But
Rorschach who is a variation of the Mr. A and the Question
Was killed by Dr. Manhattan
Because he was about to ruin balance
His justice twas
Too black and white
Like the panels of a comic strip when it's not Sunday
He never saw in shades of grey
And allowed the Comedian to be a murderer and rapist cause he served his country
But when Ozymandias wanted to kill for world peace
He wanted to stop him
Nationalist serial killer
Once worked with Nite Owl
Like the Question worked with Blue Beetle
Who inspired Nite Owl
Nite Owl ain't Batman
The storyteller is Tyler Durden
Patrick Stump is Pete Wentz
But Nite Owl ain't Batman
When the motion picture
The vision was misled
Thought the man who couldn't get hard
Without saving a burning tenament
Speaking of tenaments
What was the Sound Of Silence
Doing at Comedian's funeral?
When Elvis Costello belongs there
The director was up Bob Dylan's ass
Like he on Dr. Manhattan's cock
But wait I'm losing track
I mean to say Nite Owl ain't Batman
In the late 80s twas time to reimagine
The Dark Knight himself
And comics' biggest badasses
Alan Moore and Frank Miller
Redid him
Redid superheroes
Like they existed on our earth
Super powers were seen as freaky and frightening
Vigilanties were seen as serial killers and public enemies
Rorschach was Watchmen's dark knight
Darker than even Miller made the caped crusader
And since Batman is an icon
He was allowed to live
As the story progressed
Twas revealed was a time
When
Seperately
Both Hal Jordan and Clark Kent
Were meant to bring him down
But in the end
Hal Jordon came to Bruce Wayne's aid
Because as Jim Gordon said at the funeral
We need Bruce Wayne
But
Rorschach who is a variation of the Mr. A and the Question
Was killed by Dr. Manhattan
Because he was about to ruin balance
His justice twas
Too black and white
Like the panels of a comic strip when it's not Sunday
He never saw in shades of grey
And allowed the Comedian to be a murderer and rapist cause he served his country
But when Ozymandias wanted to kill for world peace
He wanted to stop him
Nationalist serial killer
Once worked with Nite Owl
Like the Question worked with Blue Beetle
Who inspired Nite Owl
Nite Owl ain't Batman