THE BASICS...
o01. name: Tyler "tyl0r, eh?" Ayres
o02. d.o.b.: 2/11/86
o03. location: Lexington, KY
o04. religion: Christian
o05. occupation: Umm... Music Whore.
APPEARANCE...
o01. hair: Light Brown
o02. eyes: Blue
o03. height: 5'9"
RIGHT NOW...
o01. wearing: Dillinger Escape Plan t-shirt, Silvertab jeans, Osiris shoes
o02. listening to: Del the Funkee Homosapien
o03. thinking of: Oxford Farm Report's concert on Saturday
LAST THING YOU...
o01. bought: Les Claypool's Frog Brigade-- Purple Onion
o02. ate: Pizza, sadly
o03. read: article on Whamola basses
o04. watched on tv: Primus DVD
EITHER / OR...
o01. club or houseparty: House-thingy
o02. tea or coffee: COFFEE
o03. achiever or slacker: Slacker turned Achiever
o04. beer or cider: Cider
o05. drinks or shots: Drinks
o06. cats or dogs: Cats
o07. single or taken: Single
o08. pen or pencil: Pencil
o09. gloves or mittens: Gloves
o10. food or candy: Food
o11. cassette or cd: CD
o12. coke or pepsi: Coke
o13. hard or mild alcohol: Doesn't matter. As long as I get drunk.
o14. matches or a lighter: Lighters. I <3 my Zippo.
WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
o01. kill: Nancyboy
o02. hear from: Sami
o03. get really wasted with: whoever wants to get really wasted with me
o04. look like: I like my style, fuck you.
o05. be like: Les Claypool
o06. avoid: Ben Hacker
LAST PERSON YOU...
o01. touched: Braun
o02. talked to: Alex Head
o03. hugged: Brian at M&E's. In a heterosexual way.
o04. instant messaged: Zach
o05. kissed: Amanda
o06. who broke your heart: I'll admit it was Anne, even though I don't give a damn about it anymore.
WHERE DO YOU...
o01. eat: Kitchen
o02. dance: Band practice
o03. cry: my eyes
o04. wish you were: at band practice, or Rancho Relaxo.
HAVE YOU EVER...
o01. dated one of your best friends?: Nope.
o02. loved somebody so much it makes you cry?: Yeah.
o03. drank alcohol?: Yes.
o04. done drugs?: Yes.
o05. broken the law?: Yes.
o06. ran away from home?: If you want to count when I was 8, yes. Very amusing story. Ask me to tell you sometime.
o07. broken a bone?: No.
o08. cheated on a test?: No.
o09. skinny dipped?: No.
o10. played truth or dare?: Yes.
o11. flashed someone?: Yes.
o12. mooned someone?: Yes.
o13. kissed someone you didn't know?: No.
o14. been on a talk show/game show?: No.
o15. been in a fight?: Yes.
o16. ridden in a fire truck?: Yes.
o17. been on a plane?: Yes.
o18. come close to dying?: Yes.
o19. cheated on your boy/girlfriend?: No.
o20. gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride?: Yes.
o21. eaten a worm/mud pie?: Hell.No.KTHX.
o22. swam in the ocean?: Yes.
o23. had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up?: Yeppers.
FAVORITE...
o01. food?: the Food kind.
o02. drink?: Dr. Pepper, close second is Red Bull
o03. color?: gray, red, black, blue... i ain't picky
o04. album?: Hmm... either Primus' "Frizzle Fry," Tub Ring's "Drake Equation" or Faith No More's "Angle Dust."
o05. shoes?: Osiris
o06. site?:
http://www.realultimatepower.net/o07. dance?: Cabbage Patch, baby...
o08. song?: either Primus' "To Defy the Laws of Tradition" or Tub Ring's "Bite the Wax Tadpole"
o09. vegetable?: Carrots.
o10. fruit?: Ba-naaa-naaaa-naaaaaaaaa. *sung to that Beethoven song*
o11. scent?: Axe "Esscence."
WHAT IS...
o01. the most embarrassing CD in your collection?: I don't have any embarrassing cds...
o02. your bedroom like?: Beige walls. Akira poster (among other assorted Bullshit posters), my instruments, my 2 tvs, bif chair, my big stereo speakers, 2 desks, a nightstand, and my bed. All in disarry..
o03. your favorite thing for breakfast?: Pancakes.
o04. your favorite thing for lunch?: any Deli sandwich (preferably Atlanta Bread Company).
o05. your favorite thing for dinner?: Asian and Italian cuisine.
o06. your favorite restaurant?: Hmm... either Tolly-Ho or Mr. Wok. Quick. Cheap. Easy.
o07. your most embarrassing moment?: Don't quite remember off the top of my head.
ARE YOU...
o01. a vegetarian?: Fuck no.
o02. a good student?: I was when I needed to be...
o03. good at sports?: No.
o04. wakeboarding/snowboarding.. etc?: Skateboarding.
o05. a good singer?: I can sing, I just prefer not to.
o06. a deep sleeper?: YES.
o07. a good dancer?: people tell me I am.
o08. shy?: I warm up to people pretty quickly.
o09. outgoing?: Two words. Red. Bull.
o10. a good storyteller?: I can lie like a dog.
o11. last words?: My pain and sadness is more sad and painful.