Religion 101
Dear assholes,
This letter is to all people who believe that religion is anything but a waste of human resource. Next time god sends his flunky retards to my front door to force religion down my throat like a child that wont eat his strained peas without a airplane motion and sound, I will personally send a shit demon after them. They knock on my door like my house is engulfed in flames as i proceed to piss and shit myself. I get on some clothes and head to the door. Well well well looky hear too non wheelchair ridden retards are at my front door to hand me a book that says god is the shit. As usual, even though im a bad human being because i dont have god in my life, I was extremely nice to these people reguardless. I simply said i dont believe in religion, they said so you dont believe in god, i said no i said religion but yes i dont believe in god either, lol. what do you believe in? Evolution. so she looks at a tree and says who created this tree? I said dont care, im not interested in your religious views and started to close the door. she says can i read you something, i said no thanks, and closed the door. Wouldnt everyone like to know what i kept thinking to myself while they talked? anyone? anyone? ok cool.. I was about 3 seconds from saying fuck trees, where the dinosaurs in the bible? then fuck you get off my front porch. Or thanks to CHRISTIANS bush is our president, where was god when thousands are killed in iraq for no reason and americans as well. While jesus H christ sits back and manifests himself a cup of java and watches the awesome pay per view fight in the middle east. Go fuck yourself whitey. If this half of my thoughts affends someone, GOOD.. you should see the other half in my head about the statistics of race, gender, and class. But ill keep it at this one this time.
goodnight
god is love
-rev run-
This letter is to all people who believe that religion is anything but a waste of human resource. Next time god sends his flunky retards to my front door to force religion down my throat like a child that wont eat his strained peas without a airplane motion and sound, I will personally send a shit demon after them. They knock on my door like my house is engulfed in flames as i proceed to piss and shit myself. I get on some clothes and head to the door. Well well well looky hear too non wheelchair ridden retards are at my front door to hand me a book that says god is the shit. As usual, even though im a bad human being because i dont have god in my life, I was extremely nice to these people reguardless. I simply said i dont believe in religion, they said so you dont believe in god, i said no i said religion but yes i dont believe in god either, lol. what do you believe in? Evolution. so she looks at a tree and says who created this tree? I said dont care, im not interested in your religious views and started to close the door. she says can i read you something, i said no thanks, and closed the door. Wouldnt everyone like to know what i kept thinking to myself while they talked? anyone? anyone? ok cool.. I was about 3 seconds from saying fuck trees, where the dinosaurs in the bible? then fuck you get off my front porch. Or thanks to CHRISTIANS bush is our president, where was god when thousands are killed in iraq for no reason and americans as well. While jesus H christ sits back and manifests himself a cup of java and watches the awesome pay per view fight in the middle east. Go fuck yourself whitey. If this half of my thoughts affends someone, GOOD.. you should see the other half in my head about the statistics of race, gender, and class. But ill keep it at this one this time.
goodnight
god is love
-rev run-