Vocation

May 27, 2015 17:52

*knit one, purl one*

"The problem with kids these days is that they're so sedentary," she says, peering over her bifocals. "Just tap-tap-tap on those phones and games! No gumption at all!"

*knit one, purl one*

"It's not good for their bodies, neither. They get winded so fast, so little energy, and the tissues and muscles (if you can call them that) are all fatty."

*knit one, purl one*

"Just look at this! It's so slippery and greasy, I can barely work with it. Back in my day, you could get quality materials from kids who moved around and played. Not anymore, no sir."

*knit one, purl one*

gibber

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