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[kung_fu_monkey]

Beemer: Hey, can I have some of your gelato tomorrow?
Me: I thought you hated coffee.
Beemer: What?? No, I love coffee ice cream!
Me: Since when??
Beemer: I've always loved coffee ice cream!
Me: *glares* I'm getting a strong Alias vibe... Are you a spy? Did you kill Beemer?
Beemer: What? No!!
Me: YOU KILLED BEEMER!! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!!
Beemer: No! Calm down! I just don't like caffeine late at night.
Me: *glare*