My thoughts on Wolverine 2
There's some debate about who will direct the next movie in this utterly non-canonical series, and I don't give a damn. Taken from a FB conversation with a friend of mine, I had a few thoughts.
"Hm. Given how much they've messed up the previous movie, I have a few speculations as to what may happen.
Logan will struggle with his animal ferocity but come to terms with it through interpretive dance steps taught to him by Storm, who happens to be in her mid-20's. The Canadian pop band/national defence group, Alpha Flight, will challenge them to a mutant dance off, which Senator Kelly will view as a threat to all human kind. He'll send out his breakdancing Sentinel group to destoy them, but the power of love and acceptance will save the day. Logan will then trip, hit his head, and forget everything. Again.
This plot makes just about as much sense as the last one, and equally accurate in Marvel canon."
My friend then points out that you can't have a dance-off without Dazzler.
"Oh, good call. Dazzler comes in with her roller-disco garb, Beast jumps in with capieora while wearing tights, and Douglas Ramsey (aka Cypher) shows up doing the Hammer dance in parachute pants. Perfect."
"Hm. Given how much they've messed up the previous movie, I have a few speculations as to what may happen.
Logan will struggle with his animal ferocity but come to terms with it through interpretive dance steps taught to him by Storm, who happens to be in her mid-20's. The Canadian pop band/national defence group, Alpha Flight, will challenge them to a mutant dance off, which Senator Kelly will view as a threat to all human kind. He'll send out his breakdancing Sentinel group to destoy them, but the power of love and acceptance will save the day. Logan will then trip, hit his head, and forget everything. Again.
This plot makes just about as much sense as the last one, and equally accurate in Marvel canon."
My friend then points out that you can't have a dance-off without Dazzler.
"Oh, good call. Dazzler comes in with her roller-disco garb, Beast jumps in with capieora while wearing tights, and Douglas Ramsey (aka Cypher) shows up doing the Hammer dance in parachute pants. Perfect."