my ass
i was in such a beautiful mood today b/c the sun was somewhat out and the birds were singing and the dogs were shitting and everything was perfect. until i took out the garbage. i was like "lah lah lah taking out the garbage" and then the fucking can thingie fell over as i was dragging the heavy fucker across the lawn. and i was all "okay no biggie" but then i saw that one of the trash bags with kitty litter spilt all over the place. So then i was like "FUCK" and i got so mad. seriously mad. like "fuck shit fuck fuck shit god damn it fuck mother fucker shit cunt shit" mad. then i realized that i'm retarded. and i shouldn't be so mad. but that just made me even more angry. so you know what i did? i went inside and i grabbed another garbage bag and i fucking cleaned that shit up out of the yard.. well, most of it anyway... which wasn't a waste of time at all b/c who wants cat shit in their yard? and why did i do that? b/c i'm a fucking pimp, you asshole.