dumb AU ideas?
I'm pretty sure it was a bad idea to do this entirely in red pen. Not doing that again in a hurry. it'll probably be blue instead
Saw this piece, which connected a few pieces of ideas and well, this. Between Dave's crow motif, title of Knight, and general indications of horrible inevitability (oh yeah and meta) I figured there are a lot of horrible things that could happen to Dave and- well, everyone, honestly.
(Also, Karduck!)