Episode 81: Happy Valentine's Day 2
Rhap sodyRemi x: What do guys want for Valentine's Day?
KamesanIII: action?
Rhap sodyRemi x: *rolls her eyes*
Rhap sodyRemi x: You boys are so damn difficult to please.
KamesanIII: hah
KamesanIII: i hope that was riddled with sarcasm
KamesanIII: i hope that was a st. valentine's day massacre
KamesanIII: of sarcasm
Rhap sodyRemi x: I really should throttle you.
KamesanIII: men are so simple
Rhap sodyRemi x: Hah.
Rhap sodyRemi x: I hope that was riddled with sarcasm.
KamesanIII: we do not want chocolates
KamesanIII: flowers
Rhap sodyRemi x: What woman wants chocolates and roses?
Rhap sodyRemi x: They're so overdone.
KamesanIII: a macaroni card, whatever
KamesanIII: you can even forget it's valentine's day
KamesanIII: show up at night in some skanky red lingerie
KamesanIII: we're won
Rhap sodyRemi x: Red lingerie?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Whatever happened to classic black?
KamesanIII: they want something sweet and thoughtful and cute or something
KamesanIII: like a teddy-bear-gram
Rhap sodyRemi x: Wtfno.
KamesanIII: dinner at a balls-expensive restaurant followed by a coach ride through the park
Rhap sodyRemi x: Where do you get your women?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Saks 5th Avenue?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Jesus H. Christ, you make us sound so complicated.
KamesanIII: it's not that you're complicated
KamesanIII: it's that you don't make sense
KamesanIII: see, complicated things add up
KamesanIII: like jigsaw puzzles
KamesanIII: or algebraic equations
KamesanIII: now women
KamesanIII: well i can't make an analogy
KamesanIII: our good lord created a universe that exists within the bounds of logic and reason
KamesanIII: somehow your kind exists outside of these boundaries
KamesanIII: nothing draws comparison to the illogicality of your mind
KamesanIII: yes, i said illogicality
Rhap sodyRemi x: Whoa.
Rhap sodyRemi x: How about
Rhap sodyRemi x: Hot-and-sexy-fuck-me-now?
Rhap sodyRemi x: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UJ-192360&page=1&cgname=OSSLPVALZZZ&rfnbr=2800
KamesanIII: see what's sad about that link
KamesanIII: is i bet you're talking about the shoe
KamesanIII: shoe-nazi
Rhap sodyRemi x: I'm talking about both!
Rhap sodyRemi x: Jerkface.
KamesanIII: anyway congratulations on your new discovery
KamesanIII: the secret to a man's heart is not through his stomach
KamesanIII: it's covered in a flyaway baby doll
Rhap sodyRemi x: Wtf?
Rhap sodyRemi x: What lies.
Rhap sodyRemi x: Why can't you just be satisfied with like, a Giants hat?
KamesanIII: hahaha
Rhap sodyRemi x: Or in your case, a Red Sox hat?
KamesanIII: who, me?
KamesanIII: for valentine's day?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Yes!
Rhap sodyRemi x: Or guys
Rhap sodyRemi x: In general.
Rhap sodyRemi x: I don't know.
KamesanIII: isn't the present supposed to be at least slightly romantic
KamesanIII: "here, have a cap. the bill is highly bendable and resilient... like our love."
Rhap sodyRemi x: Why does it have to be romantic?
KamesanIII: because it's valentine's day?
KamesanIII: cupids shooting arrow and people spreading AIDs?
KamesanIII: making terrible decisions for the sake of a hallmark invention?
Rhap sodyRemi x: The best way to say "I love you" is through a baseball hat.
KamesanIII: i don't even like baseball
KamesanIII: or watching baseball
KamesanIII: if my girlfriend gave me a baseball cap
KamesanIII: it'd be like me giving her money, power, or an education
KamesanIII: all useless, in the hands of women
Rhap sodyRemi x: How about a $225 Dolce and Gabbana denim bikini?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Even if you are a chauvinistic pig.
Rhap sodyRemi x: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UJ-194561&page=1&cgname=OSSWMBIKZZZ&rfnbr=1232
KamesanIII: that's ridiculous
KamesanIII: it's a bikini
KamesanIII: it covers less
Rhap sodyRemi x: Look at what it does to the boobie region.
KamesanIII: i'm sure you could get something close in effectiveness for at least 1/4 the price
Rhap sodyRemi x: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UJ-115710&page=1&cgname=OSSWMBIKZZZ&rfnbr=1232
Rhap sodyRemi x: Like that one?!
Rhap sodyRemi x: OOOMG LOOK AT THE SHOES
KamesanIII: i might as well just give her a waterproof bandana to wrap around her chest
KamesanIII: that would be a winner
Rhap sodyRemi x: What's the point in that?
Rhap sodyRemi x: What are your views on our technological progress?
KamesanIII: in the area of fucking bikinis?
KamesanIII: fairly low
KamesanIII: action?
Rhap sodyRemi x: *rolls her eyes*
Rhap sodyRemi x: You boys are so damn difficult to please.
KamesanIII: hah
KamesanIII: i hope that was riddled with sarcasm
KamesanIII: i hope that was a st. valentine's day massacre
KamesanIII: of sarcasm
Rhap sodyRemi x: I really should throttle you.
KamesanIII: men are so simple
Rhap sodyRemi x: Hah.
Rhap sodyRemi x: I hope that was riddled with sarcasm.
KamesanIII: we do not want chocolates
KamesanIII: flowers
Rhap sodyRemi x: What woman wants chocolates and roses?
Rhap sodyRemi x: They're so overdone.
KamesanIII: a macaroni card, whatever
KamesanIII: you can even forget it's valentine's day
KamesanIII: show up at night in some skanky red lingerie
KamesanIII: we're won
Rhap sodyRemi x: Red lingerie?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Whatever happened to classic black?
KamesanIII: they want something sweet and thoughtful and cute or something
KamesanIII: like a teddy-bear-gram
Rhap sodyRemi x: Wtfno.
KamesanIII: dinner at a balls-expensive restaurant followed by a coach ride through the park
Rhap sodyRemi x: Where do you get your women?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Saks 5th Avenue?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Jesus H. Christ, you make us sound so complicated.
KamesanIII: it's not that you're complicated
KamesanIII: it's that you don't make sense
KamesanIII: see, complicated things add up
KamesanIII: like jigsaw puzzles
KamesanIII: or algebraic equations
KamesanIII: now women
KamesanIII: well i can't make an analogy
KamesanIII: our good lord created a universe that exists within the bounds of logic and reason
KamesanIII: somehow your kind exists outside of these boundaries
KamesanIII: nothing draws comparison to the illogicality of your mind
KamesanIII: yes, i said illogicality
Rhap sodyRemi x: Whoa.
Rhap sodyRemi x: How about
Rhap sodyRemi x: Hot-and-sexy-fuck-me-now?
Rhap sodyRemi x: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UJ-192360&page=1&cgname=OSSLPVALZZZ&rfnbr=2800
KamesanIII: see what's sad about that link
KamesanIII: is i bet you're talking about the shoe
KamesanIII: shoe-nazi
Rhap sodyRemi x: I'm talking about both!
Rhap sodyRemi x: Jerkface.
KamesanIII: anyway congratulations on your new discovery
KamesanIII: the secret to a man's heart is not through his stomach
KamesanIII: it's covered in a flyaway baby doll
Rhap sodyRemi x: Wtf?
Rhap sodyRemi x: What lies.
Rhap sodyRemi x: Why can't you just be satisfied with like, a Giants hat?
KamesanIII: hahaha
Rhap sodyRemi x: Or in your case, a Red Sox hat?
KamesanIII: who, me?
KamesanIII: for valentine's day?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Yes!
Rhap sodyRemi x: Or guys
Rhap sodyRemi x: In general.
Rhap sodyRemi x: I don't know.
KamesanIII: isn't the present supposed to be at least slightly romantic
KamesanIII: "here, have a cap. the bill is highly bendable and resilient... like our love."
Rhap sodyRemi x: Why does it have to be romantic?
KamesanIII: because it's valentine's day?
KamesanIII: cupids shooting arrow and people spreading AIDs?
KamesanIII: making terrible decisions for the sake of a hallmark invention?
Rhap sodyRemi x: The best way to say "I love you" is through a baseball hat.
KamesanIII: i don't even like baseball
KamesanIII: or watching baseball
KamesanIII: if my girlfriend gave me a baseball cap
KamesanIII: it'd be like me giving her money, power, or an education
KamesanIII: all useless, in the hands of women
Rhap sodyRemi x: How about a $225 Dolce and Gabbana denim bikini?
Rhap sodyRemi x: Even if you are a chauvinistic pig.
Rhap sodyRemi x: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UJ-194561&page=1&cgname=OSSWMBIKZZZ&rfnbr=1232
KamesanIII: that's ridiculous
KamesanIII: it's a bikini
KamesanIII: it covers less
Rhap sodyRemi x: Look at what it does to the boobie region.
KamesanIII: i'm sure you could get something close in effectiveness for at least 1/4 the price
Rhap sodyRemi x: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/commerce/application/prodDisplay/?namespace=productDisplay&origin=onlineProductDisplay.jsp&event=display&prnbr=UJ-115710&page=1&cgname=OSSWMBIKZZZ&rfnbr=1232
Rhap sodyRemi x: Like that one?!
Rhap sodyRemi x: OOOMG LOOK AT THE SHOES
KamesanIII: i might as well just give her a waterproof bandana to wrap around her chest
KamesanIII: that would be a winner
Rhap sodyRemi x: What's the point in that?
Rhap sodyRemi x: What are your views on our technological progress?
KamesanIII: in the area of fucking bikinis?
KamesanIII: fairly low