That slap in the face was a good slap in the face

[kumquatweasel]

I saw a guidance couseler. I have 7 units left to take in order to get my AA and transfer to a UC. So, that means, I'm going back to school, and getting shit done. My plan to breeze around and not strive for anything incase I was striving for the wrong thing started to lose its appeal. Now I'm a total go getter. I'm starting with hiking to the top of Mt. Diablo. I've wanted to do that for years, I don't know what was stopping me. Oh yeah, I was weak and lazy. I still am, but I'm working on overcoming it. I'm doing stomach crunches even as we speak! Keith helps motivate me to do things, but I don't think this is going to turn into a codependent relationship. Surely, if we break up, I'll be heart broken. But it won't be like my entire structure will collaps. Ooh, listen to that! Sophia is in a healthy relationship! And we're doing things I've always wanted to do! Like have sex in the shower! And the car! And on the bathroom sink! And the roof! And in the closet! Um, I didn't always want to have sex while sitting on a closed toilet, but we've done that, too!
Oh, and I got a job selling whips and chains and colars and corsets and fishnets and wigs and shoes and clothes! Yay for living in Berkeley!