Freshly opened packages of Pendlton sweaters smell like seaweed
Yesterday was Megan's birthday. Megan rocks. I ruined her birthday by crying and she was okay with it and just held me.
I broke up with Brent. Yeah, left him 3 months ago, broke up with him 3 days ago. Whatever. Half the time I'm so pissed at him that I want to cry and the other half I miss him so much that I want to cry. Borderline personality manic depressive.
I have a date tonight. With a 30 year old. I've decided that romance freaks me out. Unless it's like Punch Drunk Love romance. I want to smash your face in and eat your nose. Someone telling me that they want to love me and hold me and worship the ground I walk on... stay away!! Get away from me you creep! You're just trying to control my brain!
Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. This will totally lower your opinion of me. I never did my laundry. I've been going comando for 4 days. I'm going to go do it now, I swear. But I have an excuse. I've been sick since Saturday. My throat was too sore to walk outside and put quarters in a machine. Seriously. But Trader Joe's is here to save the day with his Tangerine Flavored Zinc Lozenges Plus Vitamin C and Slippery Elm.
I broke up with Brent. Yeah, left him 3 months ago, broke up with him 3 days ago. Whatever. Half the time I'm so pissed at him that I want to cry and the other half I miss him so much that I want to cry. Borderline personality manic depressive.
I have a date tonight. With a 30 year old. I've decided that romance freaks me out. Unless it's like Punch Drunk Love romance. I want to smash your face in and eat your nose. Someone telling me that they want to love me and hold me and worship the ground I walk on... stay away!! Get away from me you creep! You're just trying to control my brain!
Okay, I'm going to be honest with you. This will totally lower your opinion of me. I never did my laundry. I've been going comando for 4 days. I'm going to go do it now, I swear. But I have an excuse. I've been sick since Saturday. My throat was too sore to walk outside and put quarters in a machine. Seriously. But Trader Joe's is here to save the day with his Tangerine Flavored Zinc Lozenges Plus Vitamin C and Slippery Elm.