On the twelfth day of Christmas,
kumiriko sent to me...
Twelve dragons drumming
Eleven chopsticks piping
Ten boots a-leaping
Nine movies dancing
Eight tattoos a-milking
Seven computers a-sleeping
Six pickles a-hellsing
Five alte-e-e-ernate realities
Four web comics
Three hawaiian shirts
Two rejected shorts
...and a bleach in a transhumanity.