May 21, 2009 16:43
Date: 5/21
Time: 3:55pm
Channel: ABC
News Anchor: 'Coming up on the News at 4, preliminary autopsey results on the skelatol remains, discovered in the Des Plaines River, just outside of Joliet. Also, further developments on the Drew Peterson front. Stay Tuned to ABC News at 4
(cue news music--da-da da daaa, da da da, da-da-da-da-...etc...etc)
News anchor: Good afternoon everybody, joining us live from the coroners office is news corespondent Sally Wang*, with the latest on the autopsy report of the skelatol remains, discovered by fisherman early yesterday morning, Sally?
Sally: Thank you June, i'm standing outside the coronoers office, having just recieved the very first priliminary report on the remains, and the report says this: 'the results are inconclusive. at this time there is no way to determine any details in regards to the victims, Gender, Race, Age, or manner of death."
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Around about this time i started yelling "AAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" at the TV.
i mean, c'mon....really?
i expect this sort of thing from Fox, but ABC....really?!?
you should all be fired.
*some names have been changed, not for their protection, but because i don't remember them...
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and now to work...peace!
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PS....i'm looking at my reflection of myself in the computer monitor and my hair...haha...may hair is soooo long...i mean for me...its short by like...Carrie Fischer in "Retern of the Jedi" standards...but for me....long...