Nyquil induced panic
I've been fighting an icky cold *bleh*
Last evening I fell asleep on the couch for a bit after I got home cuz I was a sick and tired girl. I had randomly turned the TV on before I fell asleep, not paying attention to what channel it was on, but I had it on mute.
I woke up a bit later, and was facing the TV...my eyes were still blurry...but when I saw the splitscreen I panicked. Bill O'Reilly on one side, Ann Coulter (BIGGEST BITCH SKANK HYPOCRITE JACKASS HOLIER-THAN THOU PIECE OF CRAP TO EVER SLITHER ON THE PLANET) on the other.
Jack was sitting near my feet, reading, so I asked him
"Did I die in my sleep and this is hell?"
He looked up at the TV and laughed. "Nope, it's just Fox."
Same thing...
Last evening I fell asleep on the couch for a bit after I got home cuz I was a sick and tired girl. I had randomly turned the TV on before I fell asleep, not paying attention to what channel it was on, but I had it on mute.
I woke up a bit later, and was facing the TV...my eyes were still blurry...but when I saw the splitscreen I panicked. Bill O'Reilly on one side, Ann Coulter (BIGGEST BITCH SKANK HYPOCRITE JACKASS HOLIER-THAN THOU PIECE OF CRAP TO EVER SLITHER ON THE PLANET) on the other.
Jack was sitting near my feet, reading, so I asked him
"Did I die in my sleep and this is hell?"
He looked up at the TV and laughed. "Nope, it's just Fox."
Same thing...