Your horses are hungry and tired, and so are you (and don't forget the mule)...

Oct 03, 2004 21:00

Had much fun spending the night at Lily's. We jumped around her basement for a good part of the night and got whip lash from trying to head bang like the people did on the TV. It was fun while it lasted though. During the night I learned some very important life altering lessons that I will pass on to you:

Life Lesson #1: If giant frogs jump out of a pond right in front of you they probably are going to try to kill you.
Life Lesson #2: This is not a good thing.
Life Lesson #3: Chop up and attempt to eat ANYTHING you kill.
Life Lesson #4: If a guy has pink hair, purple eyes, and likes to eat pink candy that might be a clue as to what his sexuality is.
Life Lesson #5: "I hate you..... let's make out now! BWAHLAH BWAHLAH BWAHLAH"
Life Lesson #6: If you want to get out of class, dress up like a pair of dice with jet packs and run your teacher over.
Life Lesson #7: If you have lazer eyes you can just blow up what ever you dislike.
Life Lesson #8: It sucks to be the one with the mule.
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