It made my day))
And yesterday, and the day before yesterday)
"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."
"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
это и многое другое - по ссылке) не ленитесь читать по-английски)
"You're being fucking dramatic. You own a TV and an air mattress. That's not exactly what I'd call "a lot to lose."
"I'm sitting in one of those TGI Friday's places, and everyone looks like they want to shove a shotgun in their mouth."
"Does anyone your age know how to comb their fucking hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their head and started fucking."
это и многое другое - по ссылке) не ленитесь читать по-английски)