on a side note: i fucking love making people happy
Guys. Help. I'm finally watching all of Assassin's Creed because I don't have any way to play the game and if I did I'd just drool over Altair's sexy walk. IT'S ONE OF THE HOTTEST THINGS EVER SHUT UP.
sob i'm so pathetic
ANYWAYS. So I'm watching fucking Assassin's Creed and shit and I'm loving every minute of it. And you know why? It could be less because of the characters, or the plot, or the gameplay, or whatever and more because HOLY FUCKING SHIT A GAME TAKING PLACE DURING THE CRUSADES PERIOD.
WITH MUSLIMS.
AND THEY MENTION SALADIN.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Guys. The Crusades is my favorite part of history, seriously I'm like. A scholar on this shit. And this game is not helping me.
Especially since I've been wanting to play
this guy (King Baldwin IV, "Leper King" of Jerusalem during the 1100's, between the first and second crusade) for like. Ever.
Why doesn't anyone accept historical people, sob. I MEAN REALLY. THIS GUY IS ONLY MENTIONED IN LIKE. 1 HISTORICAL TEXT. I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING. MOST HISTORY BOOKS JUST SKIP RIGHT THE FUCK OVER HIM NO ONE WOULD KNOW WHO HE IS.
sob
i love history too much guys
what is my life
sob i'm so pathetic
ANYWAYS. So I'm watching fucking Assassin's Creed and shit and I'm loving every minute of it. And you know why? It could be less because of the characters, or the plot, or the gameplay, or whatever and more because HOLY FUCKING SHIT A GAME TAKING PLACE DURING THE CRUSADES PERIOD.
WITH MUSLIMS.
AND THEY MENTION SALADIN.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.
Guys. The Crusades is my favorite part of history, seriously I'm like. A scholar on this shit. And this game is not helping me.
Especially since I've been wanting to play
this guy (King Baldwin IV, "Leper King" of Jerusalem during the 1100's, between the first and second crusade) for like. Ever.
Why doesn't anyone accept historical people, sob. I MEAN REALLY. THIS GUY IS ONLY MENTIONED IN LIKE. 1 HISTORICAL TEXT. I'M NOT EVEN FUCKING JOKING. MOST HISTORY BOOKS JUST SKIP RIGHT THE FUCK OVER HIM NO ONE WOULD KNOW WHO HE IS.
sob
i love history too much guys
what is my life