Just 'cause...

[kukla_red]

"If I were.."

If I were a month, I'd be October.
If I were a day of the week, I'd be Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I'd be 7 PM.
If I were a planet, I'd be Earth.
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a manatee.
If I were a direction, I'd be North.
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be a divan.
If I were a liquid, I’d be iced tea.
If I were a gemstone, I’d be an opal.
If I were a tree, I’d be a Crimson Flame Maple.
If I were a tool, I’d be an electric screwdriver.
If I were a flower, I’d be a daffodil.
If I were a kind of weather, I’d be thunderstorm.
If I were a musical instrument, I’d be a viola.
If I were a color, I’d be GREEN.
If I were an emotion, I’d be optimism.
If I were a fruit, I’d be a bing cherry.
If I were a sound, I’d be a ringing bell.
If I were an element, I’d be earth.
If I were a car, I’d be a Miata.
If I were a food, I’d be apple pie.
If I were a place, I’d be Vermont.
If I were a material, I’d be cotton.
If I were a taste, I’d be sweet.
If I were a scent, I'd be lilac.