Hocus-Pocus
Title: Hocus-Pocus
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: Exactly 100!!!
Summary: Harry prowls Hogwarts, searching for his prey.
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A/N: not DH compliant
A/N2: Written for C. Dumbledore's birthday using: hocus-pocus, wrapped, and hammered.
Harry was hammered.
Hogwarts was celebrating Voldemort’s defeat. Soirees spontaneously sprouted everywhere.
Harry was on a mission. Wrapped in nothing but a loincloth of gauzy silver and green, he roamed the halls, searching for his quarry.
Three hours later, he spotted familiar, sexy platinum locks.
“Potter, what the fuck?” Draco demanded, eyes riveted to Harry’s revealing attire.
Harry ran his gaze up and down Draco’s body, winking lecherously. He whipped out his wand, and cried, “Hocus-Pocus!”
Nothing happened.
“What the bloody hell are you doing?”
Harry grinned. “Trying to take your clothes off.”
Draco blinked. “Well, you could’ve just asked.”