May 16, 2005 22:24
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what an insane-o weekend. Picture a midget clown being chased by rosie odonnel, riding a transexual hippopotomus named Kate. Thats kind of what my weekend was like. So friday night i started my new job at the sarah street grill, bussing tables, and personally i think i'm the best bus boy that ever lived. no seriously the people that work there are really cool, good food too. By the way, who has my sarah street grill shirt? I left it at the relay for life and either ronan or nate or jesse got it for me. if one of you guys gets that back to me, i'll repay you with the weight of my love for Mike, in gold. Which is nothing.
so after that i went to the relay for life, and i'd be willing to guess that i was the only person there who had a plate of calamari with him. I saw the sophomore bitches (by the way, happy birthday Icky Vicky). Me, Ronan (Who really shouldnt have been there), nate and jesse sat down and talked business on the bleachers. We talked about the anti-LTP tryin' to bring us down this last quarter of our senior year, and how we've gotta rise up against it with fury and rage... then we broke into the busyard and slept in the back of bus number 1. we woke up the next morning and there were people in the busyard, so we had to escape out the back of the bus, throw our sleepingbags over the barbed wire fence, crawl under a steamroller to avoid being seen, then under the fence we came in through. it was intense. it was also a blast. If I ever have no place to sleep one night, I'm definitly going back there.
Saturday i was feeling a little sick, so i called off work, but told my parents i had work. I drove around all day, i visited preston at Alfredos and gave him some scooby snacks. then i just hopped on 33 and drove forever. It was a personal journey of finding myself and inner truth... actually i was just really fucking bored, cause i chose to take off a day that all my friends worked. Psht figures. I hit windgap, and saw Regal, and pulled in. I saw Kicking and Screaming, which was OK... i liked it, it was worth the 6 bucks. But then after that movie was over, i hopped into "Crash" and saw it for free. (Jesse and Christina, SHUT UP. you are the only 2 people that know, and i've got a badass reputation to keep up... haha) CRASH was amazing. It totally blew my mind how amazing this movie was. Has anyone else seen it? If you havent, then go see it, but its definitely not youre "first date, make out in the back aisle" movie. If after seeing it, you dont like this movie, then you have no soul.
Then i hit up some Arbys and pigged out like a starving little fat kid.
we all went to terrences, spent the night, we watched "Super Troopers" and "Haggard", they were both awesome, though i fell asleep halfway through haggard. SNL was hallarious saturday night, did anyone else see Jeopardy? "Automatic Points" hahahaha... then Mrs. Breen made us Cinnamon Buns in the morning... what a Mom.
Quote of the night,
Terrence: "Hey their prom was at the same place my mom got married"
Nate: "Dont you mean your dad too"
Terrence: "heh... yeah i guess"
Then i go home and find out that my dad didnt know where i was saturday night, even though i told him on Wednesday, Thursday, and the week before... and he just forgot. So i get grounded for not REMINDING my dad wehre i was going, or checking my cell phone messages at 1 in the morning. WTF is that crap??? So yeah no car/cell for the rest of the week. Psht yeah that'll last about 2 days until my parents realize that they didnt really punish me at all, they just punished themselves, because now they have to drive me wherever i need to go. And they think they're soooooooo cool... hahahaha
I told my parents i had work on sunday when i really didnt, so they would let me out. Then i called jesse, and we went to his house, picked up 2 scooters, then went to main street and scootered around. Then we scootered to the skate park and made fools of ourselves when we tried to shred some major shreddage and bust some boss moves. I thought it was "Shred some major cabbage" but i guess not.
i went home, watched Beverly Hills Ninja
Today: School wasnt anything special, i won 4 bucks-er- i mean points... at lunch poker, which i spent on fruit snacks with ronan after school at Mr. Z's. Weis club card, bitches! If you dont have one, get one!
Then we went to Sobrinski's for a little barbecue, but i had to leave for work. This was after ronan landed on my hand funny, and now it doesnt work. but its cool, its just my left hand, i honestly didnt even realize it was there until today.
so here i am (rock you like a hurricane) and thats my life up to this point in time, 11:03 and 36 seconds, on May 16th, during the 2005th year of our Lord. Peace love and happiness you queers.
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little girl
On a magic carpet ride
You don't know what we can see
Why don't you tell your dreams to me
Fantasy will set you free