Sexual Escapades
Hmm i think i'm gunna take this post to talk about girls. Girls are beautiful. Girls are fun. Girls have boobs. Some girls are intriguing. Some girls smell nice. Some girls are funny. Some girls can do weird things with food. Others have psychic powers. Some can even fly. Many girls are actually satan in disguise. Other girls are half-dog. They are gross. They also smell like dog. Some girls work in the bank. Some girls are speelunkers and explore caves. Some girls sleep at the beach. Some girls drive motorcycles. Some of those motorcycle girls are deliciously hott, but most of them are disgustingly grousome. Some girls lay on pianos while guys play the piano. Some girls are the president of the united states. Some girls are STD - ridden. Some girls do not have STDs. But every girl has pregnancy. Only one girl is named Michael Jackson, and only one girl is named Janet Reno, but lots of girls are named Jane Smith. Some girls live in New Jersey. Some girls watch Oprah sometimes. Some girls have been to outer space. Others dance on poles. Some girls wear baggy pants. Every girl poops. Lots of girls keep guns in their purse. Some boys even have a purse. And then one time, this girl and i kissed each othes mouths on a boardwalk. Her name was deena. She was pretty. She told me that she broke both her legs this one time when she was a kid, and i said "Wow you must have been in a wheel chair or something." I was Mr. Smooth that night. Anyway, some girls eat potato chips. Other girls eat turkey sandwiches (hold the mayo, please). Some girls lift weights. Some girls peirce oddities on their body. Mostly most of them shave their hairy ass legs. Why, you ask? Cause they dont want to look like sasquatch, DUHH. Some girls used to be boys. Lots of girls are attracted to wolfenstien. I am the olnly one who knows what wolfenstien is muahahaha, you do not. Some girls are orange. Some girls are snuffaluppagus. Some girls have a coke-nose. But mostly all girls are attracted to ryan miles.
So there's that.
Anyway... I'm a happy guy. When it comes to having a girl in my life... well... lets just say, i'm gunna take it easy. I mean, yeah, we've only got a couple more months left here, and if i want a girlfriend, i better get on it. But i'm not gunna go searching for a girlfriend. If something happens, then yeah, i'll go with it. But for now, i'm just gunna keep doing what i'm doing, cause it's fun and exciting. Besides... I dont want to have that lovey-dovey feeling right now... i dont want that ookie-pookie relationship with anyone. If anything, I'd be looking for a girl to hang out with and laugh and do crazy stuff with. Like, rob a bank maybe. But someone that's awesome, totally cool, and funny and fun, and awesome. Not someone who's lovey dovey and pookie wookie. And even if i do meet this awesome girl, i dont want to hang out with JUST her, i'd like to keep having fun the way i am now.
why the hell am i writing this entry?? Are you wondering that? cause yeah, it just hit me too. Like, what the hell???