It's me. It's me. It's DDP...
001) What time are you starting this?: 3:10 in the pm
002) Name?: Mike
003) Date of birth?: Decembre un...thats French for all ya'll
004) Sex?: Michael
005) Height?: 5'5
006) Eye color?: blue/green
007) Weight?: no, you wait
008) Location?: Philadelphia
009) Where were you born?: Hospital
012) Do you have crush on someone?: yip yip
013) Do you have a bf/gf?:i dont know
014) If so, what is their name:i want a girl named Ethel
015) How long have you been together?: none years
016) What are you wearing right now?: Deuce Staley jersey and pants
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: sure, why not
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Fr. Kilty
019) Are you a virgin?: yip yip
020) Do you smoke?: i light things on fire?
021) Do you drink?: we all drink. water that is
022) Are you ghetto?: Fo' sho
023) Are you a player?: nah
024) What are your favorite colors?: black n red
025) What is your favorite animal?: Fish and monkeys
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: yip yip.. knee
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: by my brother
028) Who are your best friends?: uh. dan, tom, and carlos is my best mexican friend.
029) Have you ever beat someone up? hells yea
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: dan
031) Have you ever been slapped?: yip yip
032) Do you get online a lot?: yes
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: out go...ing
034) Do you shower?: whats a shower
035) Do you hate school?: no sir
036) Do you have a social life?: yes
037) How easily do you trust people?: i trust many
038) Have you ever lied to your bestfriends?: yes
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: uhh, probably
040) Would you ever sky dive?: nah
041) Do you like to dance?: are you hitting on me
068) Have you ever been out of state?: yes
069) Do you like to travel?: nah, too far
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: almost
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: nah
072) Are you spoiled?: nah
073) Are you a brat?: nah
074) Have you ever been dumped?: nah
075) Have you ever gotten high?: once at Ozzfest, some old guy was somking, and he got me high.
076) What's your favorite drink?: Pepsi or Root Beer
077) Do you like Snapple?: nah
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: yep
079) What toothpaste do you use?: umm Crest
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: Cell Phone
081) Do you have a curfew?: i am supposed to, but i dont
082) Who do you look up to?: tall people (get it)
083) Are you a role model?: probably. to some little chap.
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: um, GBX and Reebok
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: a ring i guess
087) What do you have pierced?: nah
088) What do you want pierced?: i dunno
089) Do you like taking pictures?: sure
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: sure
091) Do you have a tan?: nope
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: yes, so stop asking so many damn questions
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: nah. yes
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: cell phone, you already asked this
095) Do you have your own pool?: no
096) Do you have any siblings?: yes, bill and amy and jim
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers
098) Have you ever been played?: like a fiddle
099) Have you ever played anyone?: in chess
100) Do you get along with your parents?: yes
102) How do you vent your anger?: give myself dead legs
103) Have you ever ran away?: no, i get tired easily.
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
105) Do you even have a job?: no
106) Do you daydream a lot?: ... sorry what was the question, i was daydreaming. nigger
107) Do you have a lot of exes?: yes, 12 to be exact
108) Do you run your mouth?: like a ...faucet
109) What do you want a tattoo of? my name
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: nothing
111) What are your favorite flowers?: weed
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: umm, 5'4, blonde hair, killer rack, and a pooty to match
113) What does your most recent crush look like?: gah. she is a bit taller than me, black hair, breasts, girl, naughty places.
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: yes
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: no
116) Are you rude?: no
117) What was the last compliment you received: um, someone said nice smile mikey..
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Are you flexible?: kinda
121) What is your heritage?: irish
122) What is your lucky number?: 13
123) What does your hair look like right now?: short and brown
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: i got kicked in the chest by my brother. girl wise, never
126) Describe your looks?: nah
127 if you had to compleltly dye your hair what color would it be? nah
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yes
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: pffprobably
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: never
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: uhh, last month, it was more of a chill in than a go out
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: both, at the same time
133) Have you ever given?: yes
134) Have you ever received?: yes
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: no
136) Do you have one now?: no
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: two, dont wanna sound desperate
138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: nah
139) If yes, when was the last time?: nah
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: fasha
141) Do you cry a lot?: nah
142) Do you ever cry to get your way?: back up
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: ha
144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: yep
145) Are you the romantic type?: i dont know, ask you mom
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: 4 times
147) What do you like most about your body?: my arms and hands. so develish.
148) What do you like least about your body?: my crooked penis. i dont know
150) When was the last time you threw up?: two weeks! two weeks! (Total Recall)
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Baaaalondes
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: GBX nigga
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: nah
154) What about cleavage?: nah
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: yea
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: in the ass. no
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: no.
158) What color are your underwear right now?: Camoflauge
159) What theme does your room have?: stinks like something is being melted
160) What size shoe do you wear? 9
161) What jewelry are you wearing now? none
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: kttnmouthking99
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: nah
164) How are you feeling right now?: tired
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: um, when i went to dans 2 weeks ago
166) Have you ever given a lapdance?: no, but i get oneses
167) What do you sleep in?: a bed.. and i wear clothes idiot
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: probably
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: i lie to you way to much
170) What is one of your good qualities?: i dont know
171) Would you marry for money?: yes
172) What do you drive?: my dick in yo' mouf
173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: i played roadrash before
174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: none of the above
175) What does your lj username mean?: it means kttnmouthking99
176) What's your favorite lj to read?: my own, so vain
177) When was the last time you cried in school?: today of laughter
178) Do you wear Chucks?: no, i dont steal things from chuck, he is a cool guy. and what are chucks anyway?
179) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: yea
180) What time are you finishing this? 3: 30 in the pm
002) Name?: Mike
003) Date of birth?: Decembre un...thats French for all ya'll
004) Sex?: Michael
005) Height?: 5'5
006) Eye color?: blue/green
007) Weight?: no, you wait
008) Location?: Philadelphia
009) Where were you born?: Hospital
012) Do you have crush on someone?: yip yip
013) Do you have a bf/gf?:i dont know
014) If so, what is their name:i want a girl named Ethel
015) How long have you been together?: none years
016) What are you wearing right now?: Deuce Staley jersey and pants
017) Would you have sex before marriage?: sure, why not
018) Have you ever had a crush on any of your teachers?: Fr. Kilty
019) Are you a virgin?: yip yip
020) Do you smoke?: i light things on fire?
021) Do you drink?: we all drink. water that is
022) Are you ghetto?: Fo' sho
023) Are you a player?: nah
024) What are your favorite colors?: black n red
025) What is your favorite animal?: Fish and monkeys
026) Do you have any birthmarks?: yip yip.. knee
027) Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: by my brother
028) Who are your best friends?: uh. dan, tom, and carlos is my best mexican friend.
029) Have you ever beat someone up? hells yea
030) Who do you talk to most on the phone?: dan
031) Have you ever been slapped?: yip yip
032) Do you get online a lot?: yes
033) Are you shy or outgoing?: out go...ing
034) Do you shower?: whats a shower
035) Do you hate school?: no sir
036) Do you have a social life?: yes
037) How easily do you trust people?: i trust many
038) Have you ever lied to your bestfriends?: yes
039) Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: uhh, probably
040) Would you ever sky dive?: nah
041) Do you like to dance?: are you hitting on me
068) Have you ever been out of state?: yes
069) Do you like to travel?: nah, too far
071) Have you ever been suspended from school?: almost
071) Do you want to get out of your hometown?: nah
072) Are you spoiled?: nah
073) Are you a brat?: nah
074) Have you ever been dumped?: nah
075) Have you ever gotten high?: once at Ozzfest, some old guy was somking, and he got me high.
076) What's your favorite drink?: Pepsi or Root Beer
077) Do you like Snapple?: nah
078) Do you drink a lot of water?: yep
079) What toothpaste do you use?: umm Crest
080) Do you have a cell phone or pager?: Cell Phone
081) Do you have a curfew?: i am supposed to, but i dont
082) Who do you look up to?: tall people (get it)
083) Are you a role model?: probably. to some little chap.
085) What name brand do you wear the most?: um, GBX and Reebok
086) What kind of jewelry do you wear?: a ring i guess
087) What do you have pierced?: nah
088) What do you want pierced?: i dunno
089) Do you like taking pictures?: sure
090) Do you like getting your picture taken?: sure
091) Do you have a tan?: nope
092) Do you get annoyed easily?: yes, so stop asking so many damn questions
093) Have you ever started a rumor?: nah. yes
094) Do you have your own phone/phone line?: cell phone, you already asked this
095) Do you have your own pool?: no
096) Do you have any siblings?: yes, bill and amy and jim
097) Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: boxers
098) Have you ever been played?: like a fiddle
099) Have you ever played anyone?: in chess
100) Do you get along with your parents?: yes
102) How do you vent your anger?: give myself dead legs
103) Have you ever ran away?: no, i get tired easily.
104) Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
105) Do you even have a job?: no
106) Do you daydream a lot?: ... sorry what was the question, i was daydreaming. nigger
107) Do you have a lot of exes?: yes, 12 to be exact
108) Do you run your mouth?: like a ...faucet
109) What do you want a tattoo of? my name
110) What do you have a tattoo of?: nothing
111) What are your favorite flowers?: weed
112) What does your ex bf/gf look like?: umm, 5'4, blonde hair, killer rack, and a pooty to match
113) What does your most recent crush look like?: gah. she is a bit taller than me, black hair, breasts, girl, naughty places.
114) Have you ever been bitched out?: yes
115) When was the last time you bitched someone out?: no
116) Are you rude?: no
117) What was the last compliment you received: um, someone said nice smile mikey..
119) Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: innie
120) Are you flexible?: kinda
121) What is your heritage?: irish
122) What is your lucky number?: 13
123) What does your hair look like right now?: short and brown
124) Could you ever be a vegetarian?: no
125) When was your last real heartbreak?: i got kicked in the chest by my brother. girl wise, never
126) Describe your looks?: nah
127 if you had to compleltly dye your hair what color would it be? nah
128) Would you ever date someone younger than you?: yes
129) Would you ever date someone older than you?: pffprobably
130) When was the last time you were drunk?: never
131) When was the last time you went on a date?: uhh, last month, it was more of a chill in than a go out
132) Would you rather give or receive oral sex?: both, at the same time
133) Have you ever given?: yes
134) Have you ever received?: yes
135) Have you ever had an eating disorder?: no
136) Do you have one now?: no
137) How many rings until you answer the phone?: two, dont wanna sound desperate
138) Have you ever been skinnydipping?: nah
139) If yes, when was the last time?: nah
140) Do you look more like your mother or father?: fasha
141) Do you cry a lot?: nah
142) Do you ever cry to get your way?: back up
143) If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: ha
144) What phrase do you use most when on the phone?: yep
145) Are you the romantic type?: i dont know, ask you mom
146) Have you ever been chased by cops?: 4 times
147) What do you like most about your body?: my arms and hands. so develish.
148) What do you like least about your body?: my crooked penis. i dont know
150) When was the last time you threw up?: two weeks! two weeks! (Total Recall)
151) In the opposite sex, do you prefer blondes or brunettes?: Baaaalondes
152) What do the shoes you last wore look like?: GBX nigga
153) Do you ever wear shirts to show your belly?: nah
154) What about cleavage?: nah
155) Is your best friend a virgin?: yea
156) Have you ever fucked someone up?: in the ass. no
157) Have you ever been fucked up?: no.
158) What color are your underwear right now?: Camoflauge
159) What theme does your room have?: stinks like something is being melted
160) What size shoe do you wear? 9
161) What jewelry are you wearing now? none
162) What is your screen name on AIM?: kttnmouthking99
163) Would you pick a wedgie in public?: nah
164) How are you feeling right now?: tired
165) When was the last time you were at a party?: um, when i went to dans 2 weeks ago
166) Have you ever given a lapdance?: no, but i get oneses
167) What do you sleep in?: a bed.. and i wear clothes idiot
168) Has there ever been a rumor spread about you?: probably
169) What is one of your bad qualities?: i lie to you way to much
170) What is one of your good qualities?: i dont know
171) Would you marry for money?: yes
172) What do you drive?: my dick in yo' mouf
173) Have you ever given or received roadhead?: i played roadrash before
174) Are you more of a mama or daddy's child?: none of the above
175) What does your lj username mean?: it means kttnmouthking99
176) What's your favorite lj to read?: my own, so vain
177) When was the last time you cried in school?: today of laughter
178) Do you wear Chucks?: no, i dont steal things from chuck, he is a cool guy. and what are chucks anyway?
179) For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: yea
180) What time are you finishing this? 3: 30 in the pm