Here's a kitch song I wrote for Shannon about her crush on a bartender she's too shy to talk to
Wednesday, August 31, 2005
My Glass Heart
Current mood: mischievous
For those of you who may not know me, I'm a little boy-crazy.
And I prefer understatement to sarcasm.
So there's this boy who works at a local bar. I can't tell you much about him because I've never spoken to him in my whole life. I don't know his name or anything about him. I did see him at a Ted Leo show once, however, so I think he has passable taste in music. He has dirty hair and dirty clothes and, in short, is way to cool for me or anyone I know. He has no time for anyone. Only gay guys are further out of my league. And some married guys. And celebrities. Okay, so a lot of guys are out of my league, you don't need to rub it in. Nevertheless, I have a totally pathetic crush on him.
It makes me want to write a heartbreaking little emo song about it. Which, if he heard it, he would probably think is pathetic and lame.
YOURE EMO SONG
Boy crazy
Not lazy
Didn't care if he wears underwear, he's SO spacey!
Big liar
Pants on fire
Told myself I'd call him...but I'd rather change a tire!
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
He's a man with a plan
his career goal is SO grand!
So lonely
Wanna phone me?
Went and got a haircut, but noone even noticed.
Bought some new shoes
Brought the same blues
If he only heard this song, I know he'd crush me back and sing along
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
He's a man with a plan
His dirty boy look is SO grand!
(Bridge}
Brad Pitt don't have nothing on him
He's got TWO braids with beads in his beard
(outrageous solo)
I don't get it
I'm so exquisite
Who wouldn't hit it, I'm so hawt, I must admit it
I'm heartbroken
Not softspoken
Come be my token, weasel chokin', cocaine smokin, what the hell is WRONG with you?!?!
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
He's a man with a plan
He should want my autograph, and always be my biggest fan....*SOBS*
*power chord rings after drums stop*
she said she was gonna write an emo song about this guy, so I beat her to the punch, ha!
....but I do admit the way I hear it in my head is too happy for emo haircut. just add punk power chords and an accordian. WAH-LAH!
My Glass Heart
Current mood: mischievous
For those of you who may not know me, I'm a little boy-crazy.
And I prefer understatement to sarcasm.
So there's this boy who works at a local bar. I can't tell you much about him because I've never spoken to him in my whole life. I don't know his name or anything about him. I did see him at a Ted Leo show once, however, so I think he has passable taste in music. He has dirty hair and dirty clothes and, in short, is way to cool for me or anyone I know. He has no time for anyone. Only gay guys are further out of my league. And some married guys. And celebrities. Okay, so a lot of guys are out of my league, you don't need to rub it in. Nevertheless, I have a totally pathetic crush on him.
It makes me want to write a heartbreaking little emo song about it. Which, if he heard it, he would probably think is pathetic and lame.
YOURE EMO SONG
Boy crazy
Not lazy
Didn't care if he wears underwear, he's SO spacey!
Big liar
Pants on fire
Told myself I'd call him...but I'd rather change a tire!
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
He's a man with a plan
his career goal is SO grand!
So lonely
Wanna phone me?
Went and got a haircut, but noone even noticed.
Bought some new shoes
Brought the same blues
If he only heard this song, I know he'd crush me back and sing along
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
He's a man with a plan
His dirty boy look is SO grand!
(Bridge}
Brad Pitt don't have nothing on him
He's got TWO braids with beads in his beard
(outrageous solo)
I don't get it
I'm so exquisite
Who wouldn't hit it, I'm so hawt, I must admit it
I'm heartbroken
Not softspoken
Come be my token, weasel chokin', cocaine smokin, what the hell is WRONG with you?!?!
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
DIRTYHAIRYMAN
He's a man with a plan
He should want my autograph, and always be my biggest fan....*SOBS*
*power chord rings after drums stop*
she said she was gonna write an emo song about this guy, so I beat her to the punch, ha!
....but I do admit the way I hear it in my head is too happy for emo haircut. just add punk power chords and an accordian. WAH-LAH!