Woke up about 6:30 this morning to Rob yelling "Get the fuck out of my house!" in the living room. Rob had heard the front door open and went to investigate, with a baseball bat, and found some drunk-ass dude crashed out on our big blue couch! Rob poked him with the bat and told him to get out of the house, then chased the dude out to the driveway... I called the cops and all 4 Meridian Twp. cars showed up here.
As Rob so kindly put it,
"Just so it's clear, if I know you and you announce yourself, you are welcome to sleep on our couch. If I don't and you're drunk, you're not."
We have no idea who this guy is or how he got here, no car around. He reeked of liquor and said he had been out at the bar with his buddies and ended up here. Had nothing on him but his wallet and a flashlight - which makes me wonder what he was really up to...
Rob and I will definitely be pressing charges against the guy, Meridian Twp. took him away in cuffs and will keep us posted.
Other than that, it's been a pretty normal morning. :P