Fic: Untitled Crack!fic - Harry Potter: Harry/Ron- PG
This is the first Wednesday this month where I've posted in my journal, which I think is strange.
Anyway, I bring you crack!fic from a comment to femmequixotic.
Title: Untitled Crack!fic
Author: ktprincesswitch
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG for talking about sex
Prompt: Bandslash
Length: 150 words
Warnings: 4th wall breaking, crack!fic
Summary: Harry likes Pete.
Notes: I am starting to really like comment!fic.
"He doesn't know you exist, you know," Ron said nonchalantly, as he entered the Gryffindor boys' room. Harry was on his bed, reading a muggle magazine, featuring Fall Out Boy on the cover. Ron just knew he was swooning over Pete again.
"What? Yes he does! He talks about me all the time!"
"Yeah, but he thinks you're fictional. That sodding J.K. Rowling and all."
"But he still knows who I am---"
"And anyway, he's got a thing for Hermione. The git's straight, Harry."
Harry started laughing. "Have you seen him? He wears eyeliner And the singer? Patrick? They're sleeping together."
"And what, you think they'll invite you for a threesome?"
"I could see if they'd want to make it a foursome..."
Ron responded to that by pouncing him, pinning him to the bed with a fierce kiss. “Nah, I think I’d rather just keep you to myself, thanks.”
In other news, I forgot that "Detect Music Now"in Semagic works with iTunes. Why have I not been using Semagic my entire life?
Anyway, I bring you crack!fic from a comment to femmequixotic.
Title: Untitled Crack!fic
Author: ktprincesswitch
Fandom: Harry Potter
Pairing: Harry/Ron
Rating: PG for talking about sex
Prompt: Bandslash
Length: 150 words
Warnings: 4th wall breaking, crack!fic
Summary: Harry likes Pete.
Notes: I am starting to really like comment!fic.
"He doesn't know you exist, you know," Ron said nonchalantly, as he entered the Gryffindor boys' room. Harry was on his bed, reading a muggle magazine, featuring Fall Out Boy on the cover. Ron just knew he was swooning over Pete again.
"What? Yes he does! He talks about me all the time!"
"Yeah, but he thinks you're fictional. That sodding J.K. Rowling and all."
"But he still knows who I am---"
"And anyway, he's got a thing for Hermione. The git's straight, Harry."
Harry started laughing. "Have you seen him? He wears eyeliner And the singer? Patrick? They're sleeping together."
"And what, you think they'll invite you for a threesome?"
"I could see if they'd want to make it a foursome..."
Ron responded to that by pouncing him, pinning him to the bed with a fierce kiss. “Nah, I think I’d rather just keep you to myself, thanks.”
In other news, I forgot that "Detect Music Now"in Semagic works with iTunes. Why have I not been using Semagic my entire life?