This was just sent to me:
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/phi/114087824.html It's the Ode to a Nice Girl. I think it's fantastic. It's so true, and it's scary that I do some of the stuff in there. In case you wanted to look at the nice guy one again here it is:
http://www.stwing.upenn.edu/~jenf/writing/rant04.html