Read in a joke book
Adolf Hitler was an avid believer in astrology and consulted with his special astrologer before making any decisions.
One day in consulting with him, Hitler asked "On what day will I die?"
"You will die on a Jewish holiday," replied the astrologer.
"How can you be so sure of that?" asked Hitler.
"Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday." replied the astrologer.
One day in consulting with him, Hitler asked "On what day will I die?"
"You will die on a Jewish holiday," replied the astrologer.
"How can you be so sure of that?" asked Hitler.
"Any day you die will be a Jewish holiday." replied the astrologer.