catching up
Calling my sister Laura can be very informative.
1. my dad is going to be investigated for child abuse (he doesn't know that yet. His mail order bride from the Ukraine is turning him in today (if he's not home) for abuse now that she found out that he can't deport her (which he threatens to do every time she pisses him off). There are more details, but I don't want to get into them now. I hope he goes to jail. I hate that I can honestly say that about my father.
2. my half sister is in the hospital because she has a brain mass. I'm not supposed to know this because she doesn't want people to worry. Um.. hello.... do you know your family? Of course everyone knows! She lives in Waldport, OR and went into the doctor's late yesterday and they told her to take an aspirin and drive straight to Sacred Heart in Eugene. So she's about 4 miles away, but I can't go see her because I'm "ignorant of her current state of health."
That's a lot of news all at once. I'm not going to the wedding today. I'm not in the right head space for something so freakishly happy (Aaron's losing the V-card tonight!) ... i don't think i'm going to work either... i just need to proccess information.
Can i get a side of circus clowns with my life, please? What? You'll have to charge me double for that? Oh, okay then, nevermind.
1. my dad is going to be investigated for child abuse (he doesn't know that yet. His mail order bride from the Ukraine is turning him in today (if he's not home) for abuse now that she found out that he can't deport her (which he threatens to do every time she pisses him off). There are more details, but I don't want to get into them now. I hope he goes to jail. I hate that I can honestly say that about my father.
2. my half sister is in the hospital because she has a brain mass. I'm not supposed to know this because she doesn't want people to worry. Um.. hello.... do you know your family? Of course everyone knows! She lives in Waldport, OR and went into the doctor's late yesterday and they told her to take an aspirin and drive straight to Sacred Heart in Eugene. So she's about 4 miles away, but I can't go see her because I'm "ignorant of her current state of health."
That's a lot of news all at once. I'm not going to the wedding today. I'm not in the right head space for something so freakishly happy (Aaron's losing the V-card tonight!) ... i don't think i'm going to work either... i just need to proccess information.
Can i get a side of circus clowns with my life, please? What? You'll have to charge me double for that? Oh, okay then, nevermind.