end-o-school week pour moi. yay!
well my vday blew. i was at school ALLL day then as im walking up to my front door, finally coming home, i smell... dogshit. i look around, on the soles of my shoes. nothing. then it sawns on me: its tiger. i open my front door and tigr had gotten diarrhea whilst in his kennel. as if thats not bad enough, he didnt want it in the cage with him so he had apparently pushed his leaky butt up against the bars and projectiled his shit all over my kitchen floor. thank god it was tile. now mind u, im gonna be a nurse so smells do not bother me, plus, ive volunteered at the animal shelter so ive seen all kinds of shit, literally. but this shit... my god. i gagged from odor alone. my nursing diagnosis: risk of dehydration due to explosive diarrhea resluting from unknown factors. nursing plan: kill my dog. THEN, as if it could get any worse, the ex bangs on my door at 1030pm wanting to make me chocolate covered strawberries. so i had to tell him not matter how good they r i wont fall back in love with him. crushing ppl on vday is NOT as fun as u would think. the next day after school, im hardcore pmsing right now btw, tiger had shit in the kitchen again. luckily it was solid, but still malodorous. then today during procedure checkoffs, i couldnt hear the apical pulse (the pulse right under ur left breast)so i had to redo it. i couldnt hear it bc they told us to practice with our own stethoscopes yet when we were tested had to use these ultra shitty teaching scopes, which r cheap. i was so pissed, and remember pmsy, i nearly cried. nearly. but i redid it and heard it and was all good. my poor lab partner couldnt check blood pressure and is prolly still there trying. she just drove herslef straight into panic mode and second guessed herself into erroniousness (sp? even a word?). oh ya! they tried to nail me AGAIN for earrrings, but i had done my hw and knew im allowed 2 studs per lobe. they all thought it was one, haha! im right. anyway, thast all thats happening. oh, sat nite im going to numbers in houston to view a goth beauty pagaent. how much fun! im really more excited bc im gonna wear this dress i have but have never worn.
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