Holy foley catheter, Batman!
ya, i hafta learn how to give ppl enemas and catheters and sponge baths and gross shit like that. ugh! poop is gross. id rather not do it. but hey! thats why nurses get paid well right? the catheter i think i can handle, the enemas... ew. especially on old ppl. gross. and how humiliating for them. my god, if i cant even bathe or shit by myself then im gonna see Dr. Kevorkian (ya, i know hes in jail or whatever, but still id rather die than hafta to have some person all up in my shit, literally. i mean, who wants to live when they cant actually live anyway? suicide is always an option. geez. but im excited too. its gonna be a long hard cock- road, whatever, but im looking at the bright fucking lite at the end of the cock- tunnel! damnit! i needa get laid.
done.
done.