A letter...
Dear Director,
Note the time on this post. El gato blanco has been crying since you left for el gato negro. She's been waiting by the food for him to eat first, and this passive aggressive slamming the cabinet doors all day and night is weird. Get it done and put them in the same room before she has a panic attack.
Sincerely,
The mole that lives in the next room.
Note the time on this post. El gato blanco has been crying since you left for el gato negro. She's been waiting by the food for him to eat first, and this passive aggressive slamming the cabinet doors all day and night is weird. Get it done and put them in the same room before she has a panic attack.
Sincerely,
The mole that lives in the next room.