Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I signed my organ donor card (28 points). Last Saturday I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
pellucidlife's purse (30 points). In March I gave
xivander a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In February
anticonvivial and I robbed a bank (-50 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (329 points). For Christmas I deserve a new dolly!
Sincerely,
ktheartsu