how to be less of a man

[kten_not_kitten]

you could start by blaming your girlfriend for things you did. you could tell her that she's mean so that you feel better about yourself. you could tell her that you wanted to be alone that weekend. you could then not call her for over a week. during that time you could leave your facebook relationship status the way it was..."in a relationship with Kristen Maroney". once you've done all of this, she'll probably get upset and break up with you via canceling your relationship on said social networking site. she's not going to call you. and if you don't call her in the next week, she's going to sell your video game that's sitting at her apartment.

yay.