Ah Urban Dictionary. How I do love thee.
Let me count the ways.
1. What other place will define sock monster in such lofty tones?
Found in (or around) washing machines and tumble driers.
Thought to be genetically modified , highly evolved organisms.
Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breeding cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured.
Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival.
Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense. Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief.
The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.
1 person = 1 monster, rare sock predation, victim is able to carry on normal life
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone
2. Best definition of Alpaca ever!
A wool bearing llama with big teeth.
3. Everything you need to know about Quebec in 176 words.
Quebec:
1) a beautiful province
2) a home to a population widely consisting of people of french descent.
3) Just because we are proud of our french heritage, does not mean we are snobby assholes. honest, we'll give you beer and poutine.
4) we have language laws, which say that each sign must at least CONTAIN french, but we don't say they have to BE french.
5) bordered by the canadian provinces Ontario and Newfoundland & Labrador and New Brunswick, and The American States of Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire and New England.
1)ASTI! The forests are beautiful in Quebec.
2)Quebec, was originally called Nouvelle France, and contained Seigneurs and Habitants, thus the former name of the montreal canadians the "habitants" and their current nickname the "habs"
3)Poutine was invented in Quebec, and if you tell everyone beer was too, we'll give you a free one.
4) L'AUTRE PORTE S.V.P - please use the other door.
5) Quebequer: "Caliss! i will drive to Minnesota!!"
Other Quebequer: "Why? your no legal drinking age there!"
Quebequer: "TABARNAK!!"
Urban Dictionary. Warning! Lots and lots of strange and pretty rude entries. Best read with a bottle of brain bleach on hand. :)