the joys of motherhood...

Oct 03, 2008 20:31

...sort of. If all infants were made of plastic, that is. And ate 3 meals in the course of thirty minutes. Currently, Baby Think-It-Over ®
is in my lap,  making sucking noises while I hold its face up to a nursing tag my teacher gave me so I could have at least one hand free. But if little Trey's (the computer-name. I hate it and want to rename him but can't think of anything that won't be obviously Potterific like Teddy or something) face slips even a little he starts to wail loudly.

Oh good, he's made his chirpy-noise, that means he's all done. Now I have both hands free! Well, the reason I have BTIO is for a class project. I could have done another project interviewing parents about the child-rearing experience, but that just didn't seem as cool. So now I'm absolutely certain that I won't be getting any sleep tonight or tomorrow night unless he takes a great amount of pity on me, or I initiate the Emergency Turn-Off to catch a few winks, but that would mean I have to re-do the baby thing, or fail the project. Fun fun!

But anyway, what should I name the cute little bugger? I'm thinking of simple names like Adam, Charlie, Jack, John or, as a last resort, Theodore. Teddy for short, obviously (I almost wished that I'd gotten the girl baby, just so I could name her Theodora....XD).

Well, that's really all the input I have. That, and don't have babies when you're 15! It gives you a sore neck and a social life with something to be desired! Plus you're sleepy at 8:45 instead of 1:00am!
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